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# It just looks all lustrous.
I'm so JEALOUS.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:07, archived)
# it is. Thick, lustrous and smells of strawberries
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:08, archived)
# Fine, shiny, smells of vanilla.
HAIRFAX.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:09, archived)
# spermperm?
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:11, archived)
# Your spunk smells of vanilla?
Shit, you're already married.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:14, archived)
# I'm sure if you get Mr Wow to devour a tub or two of hagen daas vanilla his will be sweet and vanillary
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:15, archived)
# His arse'll also explode
dairy intolerant, bless him.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:16, archived)
# I have hair, not married and my spunk smells like rancid vanilla
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:17, archived)
# I can vouch for that
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:18, archived)
# What kind of hair?
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:19, archived)
# Arian blonde
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:20, archived)
# Ohhhh I had a viking once
well, he looked like one. Right fucking wanker, he was.

Awwww, you're a little cutie.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:21, archived)
# well thank you, feel free to board my ship anytime
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:33, archived)