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# Spumpkin.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:48, archived)
# Jesus childraping CHRIST!
thank god you killed it with that pumpkin...
oh
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:49, archived)
# Scene 5: Our hero hears the voice of the lord from above
Jesus Christ: Hear me christian, this is the voice of your lord speaking
God (shouting in background): He fucked your grandaughter!
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:53, archived)
# office lols
oh yeah,
*outrage etc.*
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:53, archived)
# Outrage
"Russell Brand has quit the BBC"

oh come on it wasnt That Funny.

I do however admire anyone who can retain a moral high ground while touring as a stripper with THE SATANIC SLUTS
(jordanchaos isn’t just any PeaRoast, this is a M&S PeaRoast, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:56, archived)
# Morailty is a question of action rather than profession
I'm sure there's some perfectly moral strippers, burlesque dancer, hookers etc. and amoral judges, journalists, TV execs and so on and so on.

also - Morality is reletavistic, which is why rap sounds better when you drive fast.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:00, archived)
# Monty Christ in a can!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:59, archived)
# Look. at that. HAIR.
Cunty, you know I know what's best. Hair please.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:01, archived)
# it's growing as fast as it can
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:03, archived)
# FASTER YOU CUNTS!
I had my hair chopped last night

:(

although - it turns out the bloke who cuts my hair is up to win the Best Hairdresser In Scotland award... which is fairly nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:06, archived)
# that's like "best comedian in Dusseldorf"
sorry
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:07, archived)
# ha ha ha
(cunt)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:08, archived)
# It just looks all lustrous.
I'm so JEALOUS.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:07, archived)
# it is. Thick, lustrous and smells of strawberries
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:08, archived)
# Fine, shiny, smells of vanilla.
HAIRFAX.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:09, archived)
# spermperm?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:11, archived)
# Your spunk smells of vanilla?
Shit, you're already married.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:14, archived)
# I'm sure if you get Mr Wow to devour a tub or two of hagen daas vanilla his will be sweet and vanillary
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:15, archived)
# His arse'll also explode
dairy intolerant, bless him.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:16, archived)
# I have hair, not married and my spunk smells like rancid vanilla
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:17, archived)
# I can vouch for that
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:18, archived)
# What kind of hair?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:19, archived)
# Arian blonde
www.b3tards.com/u/86d03363a4395ade0665/vikingfloppy.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:20, archived)
# Ohhhh I had a viking once
well, he looked like one. Right fucking wanker, he was.

Awwww, you're a little cutie.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:21, archived)
# well thank you, feel free to board my ship anytime
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:33, archived)
# Blessed are the cheesemakers
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:02, archived)
# cheese is important!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:04, archived)
# gah! mindpissed :)
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:11, archived)
# The Dude?
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:07, archived)
#
House spiders are about the size of pumkins anyway...

Have a woo
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:49, archived)
# Eeeek!
Squash it!

Sorry
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:50, archived)
# Would.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:50, archived)
# arrrrgggghhhh!!!
*runs and hides*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:50, archived)
# Tonight, I will see this in my nightmares
woo for the 'shoppery and all that, but my soul is broken
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:51, archived)
# At least it isn't another election post...
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:52, archived)
# Odin be praised :D
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:52, archived)
# ehehhee
hold on... edit: found it:
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:52, archived)
# Fucking hell!
*injects with cuteness*

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:54, archived)
# awww
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:56, archived)
# AWWWWW!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:57, archived)
# awwww
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:58, archived)
# *helps with injection*
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:03, archived)
# God that's bright!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:04, archived)
# awwww :-)
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:18, archived)
# THEY'RE INSIDE MY SKULL!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:55, archived)
# Awwwwww
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:53, archived)
# terrifying!
Moving to Oz as I am, no doubt there will be several of these in my bed every night when I get there.
(I helped save b3ta! skivesagain is now no longer in Australia., Thu 30 Oct 2008, 15:54, archived)