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# Don't pay attention to these slow lorises
this all makes perfect sense. Perfect. Sense.

Black haired man has killed PooMedusa, who was previously injured in a terrible balloon accident. Black haired man has been allowed by the court to do this and remove PooMedusa's flippancy gland for use by the MOD in creating harder, better, faster and stronger guinea pigs for use in the middle east.


Duh.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:12, archived)
# Wow I WAS being slow
It's so clear now!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:13, archived)
# ^ That.
(Master of Fuckwittery and Bollocks last shat in your soul on, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:14, archived)
# luckily I've had enough to drink at lunch for that to make sense
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:14, archived)
# as long as none of it is Red Bull
you're going to be fine.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:15, archived)
# nope, no red bull.
but I do feel slightly wrong, as they were overpriced cocktails with silly names and lots of ginger....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:18, archived)
# I'm never chasing the red bull again
... dabbled with it on Sunday night/Monday morning trying to stay awake at a fuck buttons gig; I WISH I'D JUST TAKEN SMACK! I think I would have felt better in the morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:20, archived)
#
Middle East Peru
NOM NOM NOM
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:15, archived)
# Eating of guinea pigs can in some extreme cases lead to massive monkeys on the floor.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:16, archived)