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# i microwaved a pair of socks once
in an effort to dry them before work = singed sockies
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:18, archived)
# bad idea.
i once drank a bottle of wine, sneezed, then peed a little bit. as i was babysitting, i had to wash my leggings and knickers in the sink and try to dry them in the microwave.
2 minutes later, my knickers were smoking and my leggings had no gusset. i had to sit in a sleeping bag until my mate knocked, then send her to my house to get me some clean clothes :(
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# Megafail.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:25, archived)
# i know.
but to be honest, if that was the most stupid thing i'd ever done, i'd be happy.
it's not.
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