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Happy Halloween! Have a Robbie Zombie!

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..wil, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:08, archived)

Only shopped pic please...

Woo

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:09, archived)

Nicely done!

But isn't Rob Zombie like a music producer or something?

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Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:09, archived)

he also

thinks of himself as a film director

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:10, archived)

He is indeed,

that was the pun...

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..wil, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:14, archived)

He's

fucking useless full stop. Nice name, no talent.

(Dr Teeth Who asked you, you fuckin' hobbit?, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:29, archived)

Would.

Excellent 'shopping mind!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:10, archived)

*glees*

i do love zombies

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:11, archived)

my feet are cold

somebody invent hot water bottle slippers please

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connor, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:12, archived)

Mine too.

*puts feets on radiator*

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:13, archived)

its sad that in this day and age its too expensive to put the radiator on

bunch of cunts. hopefully free energy or hot water bottle slippers will come along soon.

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connor, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:15, archived)

Or bring the sun closer to us!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:17, archived)

or some kind of device that transfers the permenant warmth of the crotch area

down towards the feet. that isn't pissing yourself. i have some great idea sometimes.

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connor, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:19, archived)

Leg length piss bag?

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:22, archived)

that would be a catheter bag.

great for squirting cats with tepid piss.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:25, archived)

Thanks, I usually google stuff, but I really can't be fucked right now.

And I thought it was along those lines.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:27, archived)

i was thinking more along the lines of an extractor fan type thing

to bellow the warmth down the legs to where it is needed

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connor, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:32, archived)

ooh, yes

my legs are feeling warmer just thinking about it!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:37, archived)

cath bags

are fucking annoying and there's no decent straps available to keep them attached to your leg

luckily i've never had one burst on me, just had to empty a couple

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:27, archived)

the velcro straps they come with are shit.

i had to suffer one for a year, they're damned uncomfortable.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:28, archived)

you should try

attaching one to a patient who has just had a joint replaced, and hasn't been out of bed for 2 days
and doesn't help at all when you try and strap it on

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:46, archived)

bugger that

i won't even change a baby's nappy.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:47, archived)

haha

luckily i was never allowed to catherterise a patient. that's what i get for not doing nursing :(

as for nappies, when i have kids i'll step up to the mark, but until then the parents need to take responsibility for what they're feeding their kids.

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:54, archived)

I'm thinking of getting one to fill up with vodka for the clubs.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:28, archived)

make sure it's a new one.

best bet is to ask a nurse or HCA you know to nick one from work, they may not be able to get the tubing though

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:34, archived)

if you cook your tea in the oven

put your slippers in the bottom of the oven when you've turned the gas off. leave them for 5 minutes, they'll be toasty warm.
if your feet smell, though, your next meal may well taste of foot.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:16, archived)

i microwaved a pair of socks once

in an effort to dry them before work = singed sockies

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Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:18, archived)

bad idea.

i once drank a bottle of wine, sneezed, then peed a little bit. as i was babysitting, i had to wash my leggings and knickers in the sink and try to dry them in the microwave.
2 minutes later, my knickers were smoking and my leggings had no gusset. i had to sit in a sleeping bag until my mate knocked, then send her to my house to get me some clean clothes :(

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:24, archived)

Megafail.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:25, archived)

i know.

but to be honest, if that was the most stupid thing i'd ever done, i'd be happy.
it's not.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:27, archived)

But no prolonged heatyness.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:19, archived)

true

but they're usually warm for long enough to heat your feet so that they, in turn, keep your slippers warm.
either that, or you could rub deep heat into your feet.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:21, archived)

*Richard E Grants*

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:23, archived)

would

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:25, archived)

I love that bit from Withnail & I

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:30, archived)

withnail, you shouldn't mix your drinks!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:32, archived)