best one was
my mate said he was a devil worshipper and asked them into watch him sacrifice a chicken to satan.... they declined (ok so he was eating chicken burgers - but you know!)... but they never came back
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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Fri 31 Oct 2008, 20:00,
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haha
they always come round when i've just got out of bed, and run like buggery once they've shoved watchtower at me
tried using my nephew against an animal charity collector the other week but the little bastard behaved impeccably
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cs192 is sucking on a Koala at,
Fri 31 Oct 2008, 20:07,
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