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# no...
that'd probably kill me, nice advice!
(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 0:48, archived)
# How about a quart?
(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 0:49, archived)
# That'd just get me tipsy!
and horny!
Nobody wants to go sleep feeling like that now would they?
(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 0:51, archived)
# every fucking night
for the last 5 years

damn bitch left me at the top of my game

*pisses against building*

and another thing burble burble burble
(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 0:53, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Now I wanna see that clip of the drunk falling over the wall :D
(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 0:54, archived)
# aww
shame
(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 0:55, archived)
# No that was incomprehensible rambling.
Shame is stage 4.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 0:55, archived)
# aghhh
sorry!
(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 0:56, archived)
# I thought profit was stage 5?
(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 0:56, archived)
# no
profit is always 4:

4) profit
(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 0:57, archived)
# fuck the stages
i'm not joining no stinking program, anything that takes 12 steps isn't worth the effort (one of my favourite simpsons jokes, hold on)

edit: arse, doesn't seem to be on youtube :(

basically it's when Barney goes into AA, Homer's there for moral support and gets thrown out for making the above joke about the cookies being too far away.
much better on screen
(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 0:57, archived)
# A more succinct summation of the American's view of perambulation could not be found!
(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 0:58, archived)
# It depends.
How quick can you get to London ;)

LOL!
(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 0:53, archived)
# I have no money!
or legs.
(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 0:58, archived)
# Cor!
*searches for some amputee porn*
(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 1:05, archived)
# haha
Stop imagining shagging someone with stumps for legs, you perv!
(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 1:07, archived)
# ok :(
(, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 1:14, archived)