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# Yo!
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Sun 2 Nov 2008, 0:19, archived)
# Yay for Hogmouse :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 0:20, archived)
# is it timon ? is it pumba ?
aukunamatata
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 0:22, archived)
# *GRUNT GRUNT SNUFFLE*
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 0:22, archived)
# *TRUFFLE SHUFFLES*
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Sun 2 Nov 2008, 0:24, archived)
# *ROFFLES*
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 0:25, archived)
# Hey!
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 0:27, archived)
# IS
the lip peirced?
(sarah90 >you, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 0:39, archived)
# yes,
He has snakebite piercings.
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Sun 2 Nov 2008, 0:40, archived)
# I prefer whisky tattoo's!
LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 0:41, archived)
# LOL! LOL!
Argh I should be asleep. Goodnight /board, goodnight B3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 0:43, archived)
# Night Lemon!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 0:45, archived)
# I can't sleep
:(
(sarah90 >you, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 0:46, archived)
# Oh noes.
Have you tried downing a bottle of vodka?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 0:47, archived)
# no...
that'd probably kill me, nice advice!
(sarah90 >you, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 0:48, archived)
# How about a quart?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 0:49, archived)
# That'd just get me tipsy!
and horny!
Nobody wants to go sleep feeling like that now would they?
(sarah90 >you, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 0:51, archived)
# every fucking night
for the last 5 years

damn bitch left me at the top of my game

*pisses against building*

and another thing burble burble burble
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 0:53, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Now I wanna see that clip of the drunk falling over the wall :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 0:54, archived)
# aww
shame
(sarah90 >you, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 0:55, archived)
# No that was incomprehensible rambling.
Shame is stage 4.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 0:55, archived)
# aghhh
sorry!
(sarah90 >you, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 0:56, archived)
# I thought profit was stage 5?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 0:56, archived)
# no
profit is always 4:

4) profit
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 0:57, archived)
# fuck the stages
i'm not joining no stinking program, anything that takes 12 steps isn't worth the effort (one of my favourite simpsons jokes, hold on)

edit: arse, doesn't seem to be on youtube :(

basically it's when Barney goes into AA, Homer's there for moral support and gets thrown out for making the above joke about the cookies being too far away.
much better on screen
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 0:57, archived)
# A more succinct summation of the American's view of perambulation could not be found!
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 0:58, archived)
# It depends.
How quick can you get to London ;)

LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 0:53, archived)
# I have no money!
or legs.
(sarah90 >you, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 0:58, archived)
# Cor!
*searches for some amputee porn*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 1:05, archived)
# haha
Stop imagining shagging someone with stumps for legs, you perv!
(sarah90 >you, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 1:07, archived)
# ok :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 1:14, archived)
# sweet
(sarah90 >you, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 0:41, archived)
# Can't you get bull gored piercings?
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 0:46, archived)
# Like this?
www.bmezine.com/pierce/08-nipple/A30506/high/tauruplepiercing.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 0:49, archived)
# It just looks like that bull has a massive zit on its nose.
No, clearly I meant having massive spike embedded in your torso and sticking out the other side.

First person to do that wins a supervillain costume and my undying respect.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 0:51, archived)
# *does*
*dies*
*fails to collect prize*

ROLLOVER!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 0:55, archived)
# that is bloody good.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 2 Nov 2008, 1:10, archived)