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# technically if you froze a girl in ice as she reached peak boobage....
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:02, archived)
# Ok, if cryogenics wasn't an option.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:02, archived)
# cryonics is always an option dammit
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:03, archived)
# To YOU, maybe.
I'm talking about labless, zeppelinless chaps.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:04, archived)
# these people exist?
but how do they live?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:06, archived)
# low to the ground
to avoid the rotten fruit I throw at them
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:06, archived)
# bravo Prof!
I tend to empty buckets of custard on them.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:07, archived)
# custard requires too much preparation
and I have an aversion to is
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:11, archived)
# On a diet of Iceland drumsticks and tesco value anti depressants.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:07, archived)
# on ITV and fish fingers
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:10, archived)
# then you need to keep away from my log fire
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:05, archived)
# or just her boobs
but they'd be a bit cold.
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:04, archived)
# shirley though they'd be hard and cold to the touch...
*gets unnecessarily sad at the thought*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:04, archived)
# they'd be just like fake ones then
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:06, archived)
# I am a one man campaign for more realism in every sphere of life including wimmins
... I'm like Gok Wang but not a nazi sympathiser and I don't pretend to be gay as much.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:08, archived)
# *sucks thumb for reassurance*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:07, archived)
# *quietly sings Puff the Magic Dragon to self*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:13, archived)