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# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 20:30, archived)
# I have a client who wants a quote on a 'viral'
*sigh*

so now I'm having to explain how you can't just make a viral. You can make something you think is funny, or interesting, or disturbing, but you can't put a price on 'producing' a viral.

So, my solution is to quote them $30k.

researching the most popular virals of all time brought me to the 'cats: all your base'... funny how hummus strikes.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 20:36, archived)
# blame the term
"viral advertising" for that
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 20:38, archived)
# your client is homebase?
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 20:40, archived)
# sainsbury's surely
they own homebase right?
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 20:42, archived)
# Hence the
background colour behind Cats.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 20:42, archived)
# also
because that's the colour of the "o" on the livery ;)
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 20:50, archived)
# Ah.
Probably that then.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 20:51, archived)
# no, completely unrelated to homebase
sorry for any confusion. Carry on... as you were...
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 20:46, archived)
# If you need music or VO
you know where to come. I like those numbers :)
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 20:40, archived)
# always have you in mind
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 20:43, archived)
# You are a lovely man.
In a non-bumsexual way.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 20:44, archived)
# Can I get a quote
on a 'how to play fallout 3 guide?"

Apparently I'm addicted to vodka. Addicted to vodka, for fuck's sake. A doctor wants 50 bottle caps to cure me. It's all going wrong.

also my google is fucked up man.

(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 20:41, archived)
# really?
so you have to drink 50 more bottles of vodka?

this sounds like a great doctor
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 20:45, archived)
# in post apocalyptic America ( DC )
the currency is bottle caps. I never thought of it like that though. I got addicted after drinking 2 bottles. I have no idea what another 48 might do ;)
It's a brilliant game. I just don't have a scooby what to do.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 20:51, archived)
# You get to drink vodka in Fallout.
Ha, ha, same as Stalker. Do you sway and blur?
Must be a walkthrough out soon, I'll look.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 21:14, archived)
# what is a viral?
it sounds like a spiral snake (viper)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 20:44, archived)
# They zip in and out of e-mail accounts,
get millions of views on YouTube and sometimes put the Madison Avenue creations of real-life Mad Men to shame. Viral videos have been part of the Web world since 1996’s digital Xmas card from the South Park boys, but over the past decade they’ve also impacted politics — sometimes changing the course of elections and frequently providing a few laughs in an otherwise wonky world.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 20:55, archived)
# i try to avoid using email on the internet
everytime i send 1 email i get about 15 spam ones back!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 21:05, archived)