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# yes, but i'm still trying to catch her out.
i will often say things like 'catface, have you seen my keys?'
one of these days, she'll forget herself and say 'yeah, they're in the ki.....oh, shit...'
(, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 0:11, archived)
# Ninja edit beaten.
Don't call me nut. I'm ill enough as it is.
I used to offer mine cigarettes, then had a terrible thought they might actually accept one.

Not even acid fanciers can handle that sort of thing.
(, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 0:20, archived)
# fear my ninja skills!
i'd be chuffed if she spoke to me, i'd be able to ask her why she meows at me for no reason!
(, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 0:24, archived)
# I had to teach my cat to meow/purr.
It was traumatised by living with inbred, land grabbing, abusive morons (I'm being polite).
Until I stole it and the others, my ex-partner and I stole 3 in all.
Soundless cats just scratch and bite when they want something.
Spent many years trying to understand them.

(, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 0:39, archived)