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# Last one of these for now
A Parental Kangashark



I say last one for now, but Mother 3 (the game that's inspiring these) is so weird there's probably about 50 more things I could make.


PS. can anyone find a pic of a pink tarantula (if such a thing even exists)?
(Calump too many camels spoil the hummus, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:25, archived)
# this has sharks
and is therefore most woo.
also, i've heard of pink frogs, but never pink tarantulas.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:26, archived)
# SHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAARRRRRRRRXXXXXXXXXXXXX.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:27, archived)
# WWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSHHHHAAAAAAAAAAARRRRXXXXXXXXX
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:29, archived)
# My sentiments exactly.
I don't know whether or not I should leave.

I said I would a few minutes ago, but I can't help it.

B3TA > METH.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:31, archived)
# it is curiously addictive here
i turn on my computer "to check my emails", yet i know i'll end up on here for at least a couple of hours
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:34, archived)
# One of my friends said the other day "PUT HIM IN FRONT OF AN INTERNET CONNECTION AND HE'S ON B3TA FOR 10 HOURS"
I was insulted.


Until I realised it was true.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:36, archived)
# Did he also shout it in a thick russian accent?
"HE SURF B3TA, GREAT POOF!"
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:38, archived)
# IN ENGLAND, EVERYWHERE POOF.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:40, archived)
# my friends tend to say
"shut the fuck up, we don't care what you were talking about today on b3ta with someone we've never heard of!"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:42, archived)
# Friends
What is friends?
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:57, archived)
# friends are the people
who will dress you when you pass out, naked and drunk, on their toilet.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 0:00, archived)
# So that's the cat out of the running then

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 0:08, archived)
# yes, but i'm still trying to catch her out.
i will often say things like "catface, have you seen my keys?"
one of these days, she'll forget herself and say "yeah, they're in the ki.....oh, shit..."
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 0:11, archived)
# Ninja edit beaten.
Don't call me nut. I'm ill enough as it is.
I used to offer mine cigarettes, then had a terrible thought they might actually accept one.

Not even acid fanciers can handle that sort of thing.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 0:20, archived)
# fear my ninja skills!
i'd be chuffed if she spoke to me, i'd be able to ask her why she meows at me for no reason!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 0:24, archived)
# I had to teach my cat to meow/purr.
It was traumatised by living with inbred, land grabbing, abusive morons (I'm being polite).
Until I stole it and the others, my ex-partner and I stole 3 in all.
Soundless cats just scratch and bite when they want something.
Spent many years trying to understand them.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 0:39, archived)
# This happened to me the other night.
I said good night to everyone and then went to bed about 2 hours later :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:35, archived)
# This happens far too many nights.
B3ta is both a blessing and a curse.

I think not having a life is a major factor, but hey.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:37, archived)
# You calling me a saddo?
*interwebfights*

;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:41, archived)
# i've got a life
i just choose to waste it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:45, archived)
# BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDGGGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:33, archived)
# HHHEEEEEEELLLLIIIICCOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPTTTEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRZZZZZZZZZZ!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:34, archived)
# NOOOOOOTTTTT REEEEEEEAAAAAALLLLLLLLLXXXXXXXXXXX.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:37, archived)
# it is real
my mum says so
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:39, archived)
# Your mum is a douche.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:41, archived)
# ah, so, you've met her
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:43, archived)
# Pink tarantulas only have pink spots on their legs, rather than being completely pink.
As far as I'm aware, that is. I saw a few in Peru. They are actually quite pretty, but the pink isn't overwhelming and it's hard to get a decent photo.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:26, archived)
# damn camera shy arachnids
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:28, archived)
# THEY ONLY COME OUT AT NIGHT.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:29, archived)
# The days are much too bright
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:30, archived)
# What the fuck is "day"?
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:31, archived)
# It's a time of day, when the DAYPEOPLE are out
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:38, archived)
# Urgh, daywalkers are pale and fragile.
Why would you want to talk to them, they don't understand how hard it is to make meth.

Let alone the muscular properties of the PINKY.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:39, archived)
# i think you're wrong on that one
www.b3tards.com/u/976e0482d5f7b8a53847/goliath-bird-eater-tarantul.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:32, archived)
# TOTALLY PHOTOSHOPPED.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:35, archived)
# that is quite lovely
and would not be out of place at a rave.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:35, archived)
# How many times must I say this
THREE PUBES PER BOLLOCK!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:36, archived)
# Is that real?
I want to do an animal-mashup thing of this (ingame-screenshot):

But couldn't find anything like a usable source pic for the tarantula face part.
(Calump too many camels spoil the hummus, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:37, archived)
# HAWS WIF MOEHAUK.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:38, archived)
# Also, "it's".
POSESSIVE, INNIT?
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:38, archived)
# No
Also see: No
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:39, archived)
# CURRENTLY IGNORING: JERU.
REASON: DOUCHE.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:43, archived)
# Currently ignoring: Clinical advice
Reason: MAGIC CRYSTALS WILL HEAL MY ILL!
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:49, archived)
# no
it is = it's

its (possesive) = its

it's the only exception to the rule
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:40, archived)
# Okay, that's alright.
I was actually looking for confirmation. Possessive apostrophes were the only thing I can't be too sure about. I WAS SURE I WAS TAUGHT TO USE APOSTROPHES IN POSSESSIVE SITUATIONS. FUCK MY ENGLISH TEACHER UP FOR ME PLEASE.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:42, archived)
# His, hers, its.
All technically exceptions, but they predate possessive apostrophes so it would be they that are the exception.

Also: Oneself
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:42, archived)
# EXCEPTIONS ARE CUNTS.
I before E, except after C.








APART FROM A FEW EXCEPTIONS. HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA GOTCHA, DICK.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:44, archived)
# i had a huge rant in the shop today
because someone had placed a flier, trying to sell furniture:

4 chair's, 2 table's, i set of bunk bed's all in good condition's.

i must have ground about an inch off my teeth reading that. i feel dirty just typing it on here :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:49, archived)
# Oh my word.
I think I might have to hide this post just so I can sleep tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:50, archived)
# it is going to give me nightmares
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:54, archived)
# Greengrocer's apostrophe, been around for years.
Was your rant almost exactly identical to Stew's one in TMWRNJ where he shouts "Show me! Show me this carrot which owns 10p, of course not it can't possibly exist, a capitalist carrot!"
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:53, archived)
# it was along those lines, yes
although not quite as vitriolic
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:55, archived)
# Just take tippex round and tippex out all the apostrophes.
This will probably annoy them for unknown and irrational reasons.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:56, archived)
# no
i shall leave it there for all peoples to mock.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 0:08, archived)
# an flier??
was reading a menu somewhere (may have been in london) and they'd put an apostrophe before every s.
was horrible


I also think we need to start shooting people who use the word loose when they mean lose
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:59, archived)
# YES
an flier was the result of changing advertisement to flier, not bad spelling.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 0:05, archived)
# It's not my writing
Blame the people who did the unofficial translation.

EDIT: or not as the case may be
(Calump too many camels spoil the hummus, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:42, archived)
# I STILL MAINTAIN THAT I AM 100% CORRECT.
I AM GRAMMAR DUDE. FEAR MY GRAMMARS.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:45, archived)
# YOUR GRAMMA SO MEAN!
SHE GOT A MOTORBIKE!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:49, archived)
# Your gramma's so mean she uses demonstrative pronouns when they're not even wholly necessary.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:54, archived)
# use this horse face
www.b3ta.com/board/8900318 :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:42, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Fucking fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:30, archived)
# Erm. Okay.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:31, archived)
# sharks? are you responsible for one of the pictures of the day at the BBC then
newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/45163000/jpg/_45163141_copter_ap.jpg
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:31, archived)
# haha
I've a feeling we'll be seeing a lot more of this
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:34, archived)
# timmy mallett?
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:31, archived)
# Hammer O'clock !
Find a tarantula and paint or embarass it pink . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:34, archived)
# or tickle it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:36, archived)
# Now I'm tickled . . .
how much do I owe for that ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:38, archived)
# three fiddy!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:50, archived)
# Man!
You'll be putting Human Descent out of a job!
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:52, archived)