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# If he wore tights while packing that calibre of wanton bellage,
I'd totally vote for him.
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:28, archived)
# pfff
"that calibre of wanton bellage" shall be used in conversation soon, i'll make sure of it!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:29, archived)
# see below
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:29, archived)
# hahah, you can tell I've cracked the second beer.
;)
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:30, archived)
# I personally can't wait for the third.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:30, archived)
# euphamism?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:31, archived)
# Dysphemism, technically.
It's filthy own-brand lager.
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:33, archived)
# change to vodka
and show us the results!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:32, archived)
# It's upsetting when I do.
Seriously. Quite upsetting.
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:35, archived)
# i like vodka
it doesn't upset me. it upsets my friends, especially when they have to pick e up off the floor and stuff my boobs back into my bra.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:39, archived)
# Yeah, I've had that.
Btw, do you want your bra back or can I keep it?
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:44, archived)
# you can have it
it's an old one
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:48, archived)
# Erm....
...Nevermind

(I likes vodka too)
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:46, archived)
# try it with cranberry juice
it's delicious!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:50, archived)
# Have..
And do. I spent 6 of the hardest drinking years of my life in the US Navy.
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 0:03, archived)
# have you tried absinthe and pineapple?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 0:07, archived)
# Wouldn't remember...
If I did...
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 0:37, archived)
# make this your quote of the year
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:29, archived)
# Tell you what, if I die while on b3ta, you have permission to make it my epitaph.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:30, archived)
# If he wore tights *while packing that callibre of wanton bellage
He'd totally be alive now.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:32, archived)