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# hi, i'm a bat.


hi, i'm a bat.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 4:30, archived)
# Haha
what new madness is this?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 4:31, archived)
# bats are an ancient people.
there were bats 50 million years ago, and they were highly advanced. they ran the first printing presses and invented perfume and energy drinks.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 4:42, archived)
# I know.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 5:19, archived)
# they also wrote the bible (but they know it's fiction) and they do thom yorke's hair.
also, F5 is a bat invention.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 5:22, archived)
# Yeah I know.
It was me who wrote the Wikipedia entry.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 5:32, archived)
# i think you're funning me.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 5:44, archived)
# dude that is a sweet bat.
five stars.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 4:31, archived)
# his nectar is fermented in clay vats that have been in use for over one hundred and thirty thousand years.
when humans were still suckling the teats of roman wolves, bats had named all the constellations and developed competitive online whist.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 4:44, archived)
# put your stars away and do the dishes
(gaijintendo v2.0 compressed, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 4:47, archived)
# Cool . . . a bat on my wall !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 4:34, archived)
# the first caves were made by bats.
they carved them using spoons they smelted from the ore of metals humans will not discover for a very long time. we owe our wall culture to the bat.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 4:46, archived)
# Plus bats invented some of the best fertilizer . . . like . . . evaaaar !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 4:57, archived)
# no, they didn't. that's a claim they cannot make.
it's moths that do that, bats just take it from them by force.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 5:05, archived)
# Those bats . . . so ingenious . . . can't put nuthin' past'em . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 5:07, archived)
# bats can do anything.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 5:23, archived)
# The first gang I was in was called The Bats . . .
we all had tree forts with rope swings to fly out on at night !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 5:27, archived)
# there were no gangs where i grew up.
there were no people where i grew up.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 5:46, archived)
# That's why I had a gang in my head . . .
no one else existed . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 5:54, archived)