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# you can't look sexy with white socks on
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:01, archived)
# WHAT ABOUT BLACK SOCKS?

oops, caps
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:03, archived)
# socks are never sexy
they are too functional and sensible to be sexy. it's like a yorkshireman taking his flat cap off and saying "well, mabel, it's wednesday night. shall we have sex or finish that jigsaw?"
inherently unsexy.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:07, archived)
# What's the Jigsaw made out of?
VIAGRA?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:08, archived)
# no. cardboard.
dull, dull cardboard.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:15, archived)
# With sexy frills and ruffles?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:17, archived)
# no.
with sharp edges and one piece missing
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:21, archived)
# Ah dick.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:32, archived)
# dick? where???
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:36, archived)
# Here, and it's going night night.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:42, archived)
# haha, ok
night night
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:46, archived)
# no LSD?
best scene in In The Name of The Father
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:29, archived)
# LSD is too fun for jigsaws
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:35, archived)
# What if they're on my nipples?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:06, archived)
# then they're wooly bastards, covering the sexy parts.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:08, archived)
# What if I cut the bottom off and wear them as leg/thigh warmers?
Failing that; I concede.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:10, archived)
# legwarmers were unsexy even in the '80's
they are even more so now.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 2:16, archived)