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# 'Mr Hammond, you've lost a lot of blood, we shall have to give you a transfusion'
Later...

'Actually, transfusions are quite nice. Do you have any crisps?'
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:57, archived)
# :D
either that or I get a visit from El Rozzers
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:59, archived)
# haha
Much as I'd like to think the drug squad screen the bags in the give blood van for traces of thc, I think you're safe.

Although, I didn't give blood for similar reasons when I was a student. One was supposed to be completely sober for three days prior to it apparently... or so I heard, so I didn't go when the van was there. Then came my stoner years when I forgot about anything that wasn't playstation, food, or weed related.
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 14:02, archived)
# *rozzers turn up a door with plastic bag full of red liquid*
is this YOUR blood sir?

... I was fooled into it - I was walking through one of the halls and sat down at a table full of cups of tea and tunncok's tea cakes, next think I know I've got a drip in my arm and a pretty nurse is telling me I have beautiful veins... it was all I could do not to make a very dirty joke. My head nearly burst from having to hold it in.
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 14:07, archived)