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# you've just increased my blink rate
and my eyelashes are making a humming sound.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 13:26, archived)
# You two are just like manwife
he can't stand to hear about that stuff either.

*holds her eyelid up and tickles her eyeball* mmmmmmm, lovely eye *chases enceladus and jessie about* OOH IT FEELS ALL JELLY LIKE!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 13:28, archived)
# aaahhhhhh!
*gouges out rebellious orbs*

Out, vile jelly!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 13:29, archived)
# VILE JELLY!
There's a bloody good album name.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 13:31, archived)
# haha!
Old Shakey had the best lines.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 13:32, archived)
# I take it we're not talking about Shakin' Stevens here.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 13:32, archived)
# Of course
His Lear was a revelation at the Old Vic.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 13:33, archived)
# SHAKESPEARE.
Fuck sake. Vile jelly.

Hang on.

Vile jelly.

*scurries away*

Ah, King Lear. That's alright then.

edit: Jesus (sorry skydad) Christ, you even said it right there. I may as well go bloody home at this rate.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 13:35, archived)
# yep, that's the one
it's the scene that allows directors to out-gross one another with stage effects. Squelch!

and someone beat you to the name: www.myspace.com/vilejelly

edit: oh, they were obviously a successful band....
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 13:37, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 13:45, archived)
# think he's talking
about michael J fox
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 13:34, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 13:35, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 13:36, archived)