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(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 13:16, archived)
# ouch - scratchy
/not macho blog

Nicely. *click*
(I helped save b3ta! unstableOvine has not aged well, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 13:18, archived)
# ;)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9L8KDnC_Dg
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 13:24, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! unstableOvine has not aged well, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 13:32, archived)
# arg!
I have a (perhaps reasonable) fear of sharp objects piercing my eyeball.

*starts blinking uncontrollably*
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 13:18, archived)
# I once poked myself in the eye with a pin
it looked like it went in really far, but I didn't bleed, it didn't hurt and I can still see with both of my eyeses.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 13:24, archived)
# ...and yet reading that still made me scratch my own leg hard enough to mark in my discomfort
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 13:25, archived)
# I was elbowed in the eye once as well.
Catherine Reed. I owe her some pain. Bloody rugby.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 13:27, archived)
# you've just increased my blink rate
and my eyelashes are making a humming sound.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 13:26, archived)
# You two are just like manwife
he can't stand to hear about that stuff either.

*holds her eyelid up and tickles her eyeball* mmmmmmm, lovely eye *chases enceladus and jessie about* OOH IT FEELS ALL JELLY LIKE!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 13:28, archived)
# aaahhhhhh!
*gouges out rebellious orbs*

Out, vile jelly!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 13:29, archived)
# VILE JELLY!
There's a bloody good album name.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 13:31, archived)
# haha!
Old Shakey had the best lines.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 13:32, archived)
# I take it we're not talking about Shakin' Stevens here.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 13:32, archived)
# Of course
His Lear was a revelation at the Old Vic.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 13:33, archived)
# SHAKESPEARE.
Fuck sake. Vile jelly.

Hang on.

Vile jelly.

*scurries away*

Ah, King Lear. That's alright then.

edit: Jesus (sorry skydad) Christ, you even said it right there. I may as well go bloody home at this rate.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 13:35, archived)
# yep, that's the one
it's the scene that allows directors to out-gross one another with stage effects. Squelch!

and someone beat you to the name: www.myspace.com/vilejelly

edit: oh, they were obviously a successful band....
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 13:37, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 13:45, archived)
# think he's talking
about michael J fox
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 13:34, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 13:35, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 13:36, archived)
# I had an eyelash stuck in my eye once
and when I went to pull it out I must have scratched it or pinched it with a fingernail or something.

It hurt for blooming ages.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 13:27, archived)
# That was the weird thing- there was NO pain whatsoever.
I think I'd managed to get it down the side of my eyeball, but I pulled it out before thinking 'I should have got a mirror and had a good old look first'.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 13:29, archived)
# there's no (sensory) nerves
in that bit of your eyeball.

cutting pigs eyeballs open is great, apart from the weird feeling of the membranes
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 13:36, archived)
# I want to eat eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 13:37, archived)
# they'd be salty
with very little substance I imagine.

depends what they were prepared with
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 13:39, archived)
# the only bits of house i can't watch
are those when they need a vitreous humour sample
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 13:31, archived)
# there's nothing funny
about vitreous humour.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 13:34, archived)
# nah
but aqueous is a riot
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 13:35, archived)
# oh yeah!
it's a hoot!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 13:38, archived)
# ahha
ouchy
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 7 Nov 2008, 13:19, archived)
# *squints*
URGHURGHUURRRLOGGHR.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 13:19, archived)
# I have one of those..
They really work well you know.

The only problem is that once you have used it for a whole month, you will be unable to see the little bugger to use again.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 13:19, archived)
# You're a double-hard bastard you are!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 13:20, archived)
# Actually.. I am a double-well-hard bastard
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 13:22, archived)
# Brilliant work
you talented bastard, Babs.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 13:23, archived)
# cheers, dears ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 13:25, archived)
# Noon Captain!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 13:25, archived)
# Noon bloke :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 13:26, archived)
# bloody hell
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 7 Nov 2008, 13:28, archived)
# It'd be a laugh to print these off and hand them out as flyers in the street ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 13:35, archived)
# Excellent shock value!
There's a lovely YT vid on fishhook removal.*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 14:19, archived)