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# gumby is a cocksucker
always expects people to solve his problems for him. morph never lets anybody get away with offending him, that's why he's awesome.
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 3:32, archived)
# fuck you.
gumby is peaceful and loving and he loves the world and he brings peace and fuck you man gumby is best.

im going to buy some clay.
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 3:37, archived)
# I would love to see it, actually
Even funnier because I am American and you are not (I think), and I'm defending the UK claymation hero and you're defending the American one.
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 3:51, archived)
# no no, i am american too. i thought you where british.
but neither the less i do like this stupid argument between two different clay-animated heros.

(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 3:53, archived)
# yeah
i mean don't get me wrong, i watched gumby as a kid and loved him. i suppose i just like the format of morph's shorts better; simple, direct, spy vs spy setup. And they were animated a lot better, I think that's an inarguable point.
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 4:00, archived)
# okay yes, that is all fair, yes.
but at least gumby can walk through books and talk, and play the guitar really well.
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 4:11, archived)
# and he's got a pony, a dinosaur and a weird blue thing as friends.
Goo always worried me a little bit, to be honest.
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 4:27, archived)
# that is fair, too. goo is like some sick sexually perverted mermaid fetus.
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 4:41, archived)
# Chaz fucks with Morph all the time
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 3:38, archived)
# but morph fights back
Gumby just relies on good luck and the power of friendship and self-esteem etc to kick in when the Blockheads come fucking shit up
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 3:49, archived)
# Chaz tricked Morph into sitting down on a spring
And after Morph was flung off of screen, Chaz stole Morph's tricycle
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 4:08, archived)
# but when chaz tried to cheat his way through poker
morph got the face of a mad black man and stuffed that last confection down chaz's stupid throat
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 4:11, archived)
# hhahaha, i just watched that one.
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 4:41, archived)
# fucking chaz.
he'd look all too perfect wearing burberry, too.
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 4:58, archived)
# hahah. if the tony hart compo was still in that would be a good and relevent picture.
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 5:05, archived)
# :-D
(, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 5:24, archived)