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# still no lesbian amputees taking it up the stump
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 7:34, archived)
# no, no.
we have it. trust me, im a pornographer.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 7:40, archived)
# so, you're not a baker?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 7:41, archived)
# no, im afraid not, but much like a baker i still like to 'heat it up' ha ha
that is just a little joke we have here in the porno business. but seriously though, our job here at PoRnoTec is to bring you the finest in erotic technology. this week check your local sex shops for our latest product, The Well-Hunger, a special rope for auto-erotic asphyxiation, that gives a fun, safe, sexy experience!
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 7:49, archived)
# as endorsed by michael hutchence?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 7:50, archived)
# no, im afraid all of our offers to celebrities for endorsments have been turned down
its seems no one wants to admit they like to choke it when they stroke it.

(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 7:52, archived)
# fucking hypocrites!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 7:55, archived)