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# hi
who wants some porno?

(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 7:27, archived)
# seriously you guys, i got all kinds of porn.
whos interested?
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 7:28, archived)
# now you're just being silly
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 7:28, archived)
# listen, porno is a serious thing we talk about here on the internet, if you don't want any porno then don't waste my time, sugartits.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 7:31, archived)
# porn is crap
why watch it when you can do it?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 7:33, archived)
# I dispute your claim.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 12 Nov 2008, 7:34, archived)
# really?
you'd rather watch it than do it? i know tissues are cheaper than condoms, but seriously, i've never been a spectator.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 7:35, archived)
# no i wouldn't, i'm disputing the fact that I can do it...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 12 Nov 2008, 7:37, archived)
# ah, right
poor you ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 7:40, archived)
# :(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 12 Nov 2008, 7:41, archived)
# don't you have a polythene playmate?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 7:45, archived)
# no
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 12 Nov 2008, 7:46, archived)
# then you know what to ask santa for
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 7:51, archived)
# you fail to understand that the fine folks here at b3ta.com/board are the kind of folks, who do to social paralasis and terrible rashes, in fact, cannot do it, and can only watch and participate at home.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 7:38, archived)
# well
at least i know now what to get you all for christmas.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 7:40, archived)
# ma'am you needn't worry about me, i have plenty of ointment and there are lots of people here to take care of me,
you see, im a famous pornographer, i unfortunately cannot reveil my identity for if i do my ip address could be traced and i could be found by the secret government world bank cooperation that wants me dead right now, for my latest porno film "nuclear hot".
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 7:45, archived)
# is that the one
where the texan bimbo is giving a good sucking to the bloke with a cock painted to look like a nuclear warhead?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 7:52, archived)
# due, to the secrecy, of the project i am not aloud to disclose anyfurther information
however i can tell you that yes, it did involve some sucking.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 7:54, archived)
# i thought it might
that warhead had a hell of a yield, too.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 7:56, archived)
# what have you got?
I have crudely drawn furries in comical situations
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 12 Nov 2008, 7:30, archived)
# well i have some free porn videos trailers clips,
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(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 7:33, archived)
# still no lesbian amputees taking it up the stump
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 7:34, archived)
# no, no.
we have it. trust me, im a pornographer.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 7:40, archived)
# so, you're not a baker?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 7:41, archived)
# no, im afraid not, but much like a baker i still like to 'heat it up' ha ha
that is just a little joke we have here in the porno business. but seriously though, our job here at PoRnoTec is to bring you the finest in erotic technology. this week check your local sex shops for our latest product, The Well-Hunger, a special rope for auto-erotic asphyxiation, that gives a fun, safe, sexy experience!
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 7:49, archived)
# as endorsed by michael hutchence?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 7:50, archived)
# no, im afraid all of our offers to celebrities for endorsments have been turned down
its seems no one wants to admit they like to choke it when they stroke it.

(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 7:52, archived)
# fucking hypocrites!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 7:55, archived)
# have you got a video of a woman flicking her bean as she boils a white rabbit alive?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 12 Nov 2008, 7:35, archived)
# yes.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 7:36, archived)
# AWESOME!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 12 Nov 2008, 7:37, archived)
# this is so so so so funny.
i love it. i love you.

i want to buy this character and any other work, pornographic or otherwise made by you, as well as i am going to commission you three million dollars to draw our company, PoRnoTec, a new series of animated porno, an animated porno with attitude, call it 'pornotude' or something like that, work on the title.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 7:40, archived)
# ching ching
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 12 Nov 2008, 7:41, archived)
# ching ching indeed my friend,
is there any chance you could also write some comics for our latest anime series, "DickHunter", we keep a minimal of at least five dicks per panel, could you handle that?
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 7:51, archived)
# sound's like mad magazine.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 12 Nov 2008, 7:52, archived)
# Got any mature porn milfs free video free pictures?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 7:58, archived)
# yes i do.
she's called BEA AUTHOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hHAHAHHAHAAHhahHAHAHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 8:03, archived)