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# well
at least i know now what to get you all for christmas.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 7:40, archived)
# ma'am you needn't worry about me, i have plenty of ointment and there are lots of people here to take care of me,
you see, im a famous pornographer, i unfortunately cannot reveil my identity for if i do my ip address could be traced and i could be found by the secret government world bank cooperation that wants me dead right now, for my latest porno film "nuclear hot".
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 7:45, archived)
# is that the one
where the texan bimbo is giving a good sucking to the bloke with a cock painted to look like a nuclear warhead?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 7:52, archived)
# due, to the secrecy, of the project i am not aloud to disclose anyfurther information
however i can tell you that yes, it did involve some sucking.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 7:54, archived)
# i thought it might
that warhead had a hell of a yield, too.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 7:56, archived)