The dame walked into my officeshe had the kind of walk that said, 'Look at me, i've just walked into your office'...
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:51,
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Her legs were longer than a winter's night, and her expression just as frosty.She took a drag on her cigarillo and looked me over. I felt like a piece of meat on a butchers slab.
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Mu Dinofiddler,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:53,
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