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# I was sniffing a permanent marker pen at work and then I drew this...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:40, archived)
# Dude, that fucking cat is like totally fucking white
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:42, archived)
# glaciest
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:43, archived)
# not yellow enough for you?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:43, archived)
# Is this better for you?
(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:44, archived)
# Racist
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:47, archived)
# Hmmm...
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:45, archived)
# hummusless racism!!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:45, archived)
# Tracism
surely ;)

*edit - just looked at filename - Doh!*
(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:46, archived)
# :P
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:52, archived)
# Ha!
I didn't trace it. I do have a poster of the chat noir, but it's at home (and poster sized)
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:47, archived)
# No not your cat - your cat is lovely
It was in response to Wormulus's comments.

However it seems I'm a humourless racist! from the comment above - where that could possibly be decided based upon my image is beyond me.

So today I'm a thick cow who doesn't know 'proper' English (see below) and a fucking Racist - nice to see that b3ta really hasn't changed.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:52, archived)
# Not me
I loved this first time I saw it and still do
(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:54, archived)
# aaaaaaah i'm sooooooo sorry if i'm offending you, the english thing i didn't want to have a dig.
and my comment above relates to this!

I'm having a good day fro offending you i think, and it's all unintentional!!

It's all in said in Jest but i've just hit the wrong notes i think.........sorry!!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:03, archived)
# Ok I accept that, although it was probably bad timing
right after my 'English Lesson'. At my age I really don't care to be told what is and isn't the correct way to talk or write - but I've had a bad day too so I'm a little sensitive - so I apologise on my behalf.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:08, archived)
# Phew, i've got a knack for offending lady b3tans, Cap Wow almost lynched me for a comment about georgina baillie.
anyhoo, 'pologies given, pology 'cepted.

hope your day gets better soon!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:12, archived)
# It will get better even though I have the starts of a cold
but I have Vodka and a day off work tomorrow so can actually drink alcohol for a change rather than just look at it and wish I had a day off work to enjoy it.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:16, archived)
# You have hit all the right notes
but not necessarily in the right order :)
(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:08, archived)
# And I would have gotten away with it too
if it wasn't for you meddling kids
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:45, archived)
# Noir?
I was sniffing a permanent marker pen at work and then I drew this...

The light flowed in through the office blinds like an unwanted relative during the holidays. In my nostrils sat the musk of what I could only describe as permanent marker. Where had the marker come from? What were it's motives? Would it pay me £500 expenses? I didn't know, and at this point I was past caring. The image on the club matchbox came before my eyes, strutting into my mind like a tiger entering the henhouse...
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:45, archived)
# The dame walked into my office
she had the kind of walk that said, "Look at me, i've just walked into your office"...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:51, archived)
# Her legs were longer than a winter's night, and her expression just as frosty.
She took a drag on her cigarillo and looked me over. I felt like a piece of meat on a butchers slab.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:53, archived)
# It reminds me of something.
I think it might be "Cheers".

It might not remind me of "Cheers". I may just have been thinking about "Cheers" as I looked at your picture, and the two may not be related. Haha, Norm, what a guy. And Cliff, brill. Sam had a big head and Rebecca looked just like Kirstie Alley. Where everybody knows your name, and you're always glad you came. What a show. Makes current TV comedies look like a shitty cunt. Bring back Cheers!

Well drawn. Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:47, archived)
# Thank you
I haven't drawn anything in years, accountancy doesnt present many opportunities for creativity.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:49, archived)
# I understand that's not entirely the case, ashley, Msr Le Dracule.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:50, archived)
# I don't know what you mean
*eyes flick from left to right*
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:52, archived)
# Oh I think you do, Sir
Or should I say

MADAME LE POMPIEPOMPE!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:56, archived)
# You leave me with only one course of action
*flees*
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:00, archived)
# *taps cane*
*twirls moustache*

I don't think we'll be "earring" from her again!

ALL: *laughter*

Exeunt
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:02, archived)
# Everything's funny on crack, isn't it?
ISN'T IT?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:49, archived)
# I wouldn't know.
However, if it's possible that a certain amount of coffee can give the sensation of being on crack, then yes, everything is funny on crack.

pfft.

Edit: A certain, large amount of coffee. I'm off my tits on it.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:51, archived)
# I concur with your sentiments entirely!
You neglected to mention the unbridled sexiness of Lilith though!

And also, how fucking hilarious Coach was! God rest his soul!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:50, archived)
# ah yes
Lilith. Fantastic goth emo psychotherapist from before they were even invented. I bet she smelled nice, but it angered me that she was with that ugly bastard Frasier.

*shakes fist in Frasier's general direction*

Coach was a fine specimen of a man. If I'd been in Boston at the time, I would certainly have offered to buy him a pint. Assuming he was still alive, and we were both in the same bar.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:54, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I found some funny clips of him a while back.

It was ever so amusing!

b3ta.com/links/231966
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:59, archived)
# yes! :D
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=yrz1q_zk-SU
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:01, archived)
# Well I like it.
For I yam a fan of film noiriness.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:48, archived)
# NOWAI
:D
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:49, archived)
# YAWAI
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:50, archived)
# Thanks
It's my attempt at a poster for the chat noir nightclub (basically a place like the Moulin Rouge)
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:54, archived)
# I shat noir once.
It stopped once I bought a new toaster and laid off the liquorice.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:57, archived)
# Me has this poster
hanging on my door :)
(I helped save b3ta! spaceage, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:53, archived)
# It's a great poster isn't it
I hope the late Mr Salis doesnt mind my attempt
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:57, archived)