b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » XXX » Message 8936288 (Thread)

# go to your worst adversary's house
bring some toilet paper, and do it all over his front porch. leave your wipes there too.

god, i wish i hated someone enough to do that, cos i totally would.
(, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 8:25, archived)
# If I did that I'd do it properly.
I'd get one of those hospital commode thingies so I could sit in comfort.
(, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 8:30, archived)
# kind of defeats the purpose of directly defecating onto someone's property
you could just do it from the comfort of your own home and then chuck the contents at their porch
(, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 8:31, archived)
# I love the idea of having enough adversaries to be able to grade them from Best to Worst
Surely the best adversary would be the one who's attempting to kill you, while the worst would be the one who just writes 'willy' in the dirt on the back of your car...
(, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 8:33, archived)
# hahaha
Or best adversary would be the one you at least get along with when the missus is around
(, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 8:37, archived)