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# If I lost my eyes, Id train a dog to lead me around places
This is an original idea DO NOT STEAL
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 1:37, archived)
# I would train a dog to find my eyes
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 1:39, archived)
# BUT WHO WOULD FIND THE DOGS?!
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 1:40, archived)
# CHAINSAW FEET.
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 1:40, archived)
# Ah poo. Your idea is way better.
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 1:40, archived)
# not better

just more practical
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 1:52, archived)
# I'd replace my eyes with lava.
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 1:39, archived)
# BLACK HOLES FOR ME
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 1:41, archived)
# TOWEL DISPENSERS FOR ME.
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 1:42, archived)
# ID WANT ONE OF THOSE DYSON AIR BLADES AS MY ANUS
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 1:42, archived)
# SHIT, MAN. IMAGINE THAT. FUCKING LUXURY.
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 1:44, archived)
# I KNOW!
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 1:45, archived)
# IF YOU HAD A VAGINA FOR AN ANUS YOU WOULD NEVER NEED TO POO AGAIN
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 1:44, archived)
# I WOULD, OTHERWISE IT WOULD BUILD UP AND BUILD UP UNTIL I LEAKED POO FROM MY MOUTH AND EARS
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 1:45, archived)
# That'd be quite a HOT LOOK
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 1:41, archived)
# Nick, what are you doing?
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 1:43, archived)
# Getting ready to have a shower sexy, u? ;)
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 1:48, archived)
# I ham stripping off to go to sexy bed, sexy.
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 1:49, archived)
# Lets have ham sex on a sexy bed of sex
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 1:52, archived)
# HAMFISTS: ACTIVATED.
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 2:00, archived)