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# IT'S ON NOW, BUTTBOY.
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 2:07, archived)
# THE SNAKE IS SICKING INTO THE HAPPY CLOUDS MOUTH
A HELICOPTER IS WAITING IN THE BACKGROUND WITH A CUP
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 2:09, archived)
# I WENT AROUND EPIPHANY'S HOUSE AND HE WAS WEARING A HAT AND PISSING ON A BOYS WILLY.
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 2:21, archived)
# STICK A FEATHER IN THAT CAP
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 2:25, archived)
# STICK ONE IN YOUR PEEHOLE.
I'm fucking off now. Byeseeyou.
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 2:29, archived)
# fight fight fight!
naked and smeared in butter, please
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 2:20, archived)
# Hey, Mooey! How ya been? Buttery?
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 2:25, archived)
# I rely more on Crisp N Dry for my shenanigans,
but times are harder now and I've resorted to margarine.

It just doesn't provide the friction reduction I need :(
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 2:28, archived)
# Ever used Flubber?
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 2:30, archived)
# It just bounces back out again with a comedy boing sound :(
Plus the crushing guilt of realising you've had anal sex with Robin Williams can be quite overwheliming.
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 2:35, archived)
# Oh no. I must rush quickly to a related scenario with hilarious consequences!
Wanna buy my film idea?
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 2:43, archived)
# 2: THE KLUMPS!
(, Sat 15 Nov 2008, 2:51, archived)