This^^^^
You should also now keep two jugs and two melons in your drawer at all times for such situations also....
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Sun 16 Nov 2008, 22:14,
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I find that
a massive frying pan is a handy office item
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Safety Hamster What happens in the future, stays in the future,
Sun 16 Nov 2008, 22:32,
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the daily fry-ups have made you really popular at work
but it's costing you a fortune in eggs and bacon
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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?,
Sun 16 Nov 2008, 22:37,
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