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# People do it.
I just had to remove one before i posted. If you open a tub of marj and see some nice prestine foil you think, 'oh ho ho! Virgin marj. I can squiggles designs in it if I so wish. I should take the first, untouched slither to perch abreast my Hovis extra sardiney.'
But no! You are robbed! 'Oh noes' you go, 'Some rotter I have the misfortune to be in residence with has raped me of chaste marj. They have whored it round town, violated it and dressed it was a faithful bride.'
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 9:56, archived)
# *offers counselling*
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 10:07, archived)
# The council won't do anything!
They're in on it! You're all in on it!!!
*dons tin foil helmet*

*fills shoes with cottage cheese*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 10:18, archived)
# Nothing else for it
*fetches shotgun*

Now, this'll only hurt a little...
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 10:26, archived)
# Thanky
*eats*

yummy!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 10:43, archived)
# *sedates*
it's okay - the margarine can't hurt you in here...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 10:09, archived)