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# I feel like a poo's bumhole. I may take some time off work.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 11:06, archived)
# those knock-knocks look fake
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 17 Nov 2008, 11:10, archived)
# Ya think?
In fact the most plastic and superficial person in English married the most plastic and superficial person in Australia.:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 11:11, archived)
# *googles*...peter andre, you mean he still exists?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 17 Nov 2008, 11:21, archived)
# New Zealand actually
FAIL. LOzorz
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 11:53, archived)
# What's the difference between Dwight Yorke and Israel?
Israel knew when to pull out of Jordan.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 11:11, archived)
# Actually Israel has never invaded Jordan
/pedantic cunt blog
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 11:12, archived)
# Monty you terrible PEDANT!
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 11:12, archived)
# Yes I did have to read it about 14 times to double check he had written that.
I though I may as well leave it, I could already smell the pedants in the morning.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 11:14, archived)
# in fact, the PLO invaded Jordan and were expelled to Lebanon, hence Israel's invasion of Lebanon in the '80s
jesus! sometimes I bore myself!
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 11:16, archived)
# I haven't seen any of the Jordan/Lebanon photos
phwoooaaar!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 11:18, archived)
# I like it when she does the Gaza Strip
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 11:20, archived)
# Like that old joke when Saddam's second in command gives Saddam
some blue shorts, and a white shirt for his birthday.
Saddam says, 'What's this?!' His second in command says, 'Well you kept telling me you wanted the Gazza strip'.

/old joke blog.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 11:25, archived)