good
you shouldn't be allowed a baby
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Prof UnderCover evitable,
Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:16,
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but I wanted to teach him tricks and be the new world leader
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch.,
Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:17,
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NO
children should be taught ninjitsu... then you can have your own clan of dark assassins in your old age... killing whatever it is the Daily Mail has taught you to hate.
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Prof UnderCover evitable,
Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:18,
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Or I could fiddle with their genetics and make a mutant superarmy
with rocket launchers coming out of their ass
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch.,
Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:19,
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once they're born, fiddling with their genetics becomes complicated
... also I'mn ot sure what the genetic code for ass rocket launcher is...
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Prof UnderCover evitable,
Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:20,
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forget genetics
just ram a bazooka up their tight kiddie bottoms
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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer,
Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:22,
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that would make the ninjitsu very complicated
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Prof UnderCover evitable,
Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:24,
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and it's just not proper in any way!
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch.,
Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:26,
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