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# Surprise sex
Always a great thing!

Unless you are timid.
(halfsixty had sex with your mother on, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 20:25, archived)
# Hehehe
It's not rape if you shout 'surprise!'

I gotta find some new ones...
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 20:26, archived)
# rape isn't funny
unless you're raping a clown.

or a stoat.
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 20:30, archived)
# Some new what?
Victims?
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 20:30, archived)
# 'raises hand' PICK ME, OOH ME ME
wait, what am I volunteering for?
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 20:33, archived)
# Just jump down that well, please.
*lowers down a sandwich in a bucket for you*

IT PUTS THE SANDWICH ON ITS SKIN, OR ELSE IT GETS THE HOSE AGAIN.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 20:38, archived)
#
HOSE HORSE
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 20:41, archived)
# ONLY ONE?
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 20:47, archived)
# *sigh* ok then
So now I'm covered in sandwich, how many horse do I get?
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 20:50, archived)