's ok.Here's another one.
A guy ends up in a prison in Alabama. The jailors don't like him from the start and put him in a cell with a huge homosexual rapist.
The small, quivering man looks into the gloom of the cell and can just make out a pair of eyes, far above his head and a deep voice growls:
'Now, boy. You goona be the mamma or the papa?'
'Oh shit.' Thinks the man. 'I guess if I'm the papa, then at least I don't get it in the arse.'
'Okay,' he says 'I'll be the papa.'
'Good.' The voice growls. 'Now come over here and suck mamma's cock.'
(A guy ends up in a prison in Alabama. The jailors don't like him from the start and put him in a cell with a huge homosexual rapist.
The small, quivering man looks into the gloom of the cell and can just make out a pair of eyes, far above his head and a deep voice growls:
'Now, boy. You goona be the mamma or the papa?'
'Oh shit.' Thinks the man. 'I guess if I'm the papa, then at least I don't get it in the arse.'
'Okay,' he says 'I'll be the papa.'
'Good.' The voice growls. 'Now come over here and suck mamma's cock.'
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Wed 19 Nov 2008, 23:05,
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that one's a direct translation from the dead sea scrolls
mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Wed 19 Nov 2008, 23:07,
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At no point did I claim any originality.Either expressly or implied.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Wed 19 Nov 2008, 23:09,
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