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# B3ta needs more agar!
I always wanted to write a musical about scientists. Just so I could use the lyrics:
We are the agar.
We are below par.
We need a research grant.
To help us on our way.
(in the tune of we're in the money).
But I'm sure everyone thinks that.
woo.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:49, archived)
# send it to Ben Elton
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:49, archived)
# He'd only nick it!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:50, archived)
# No no no
He'll nick it if you don't send it to him.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:51, archived)
# Gaaah! How will he know?! How will he know?!
He's in my head!!!
*paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:53, archived)
# the could be a great scene
where they all go to America for a conference and fail to have sex with each other.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:53, archived)
# Hahaha you're kidding right?
I remember the scientists when I was at uni were at it hammer and tongs. There are female geeks too after all.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:55, archived)
# The people who do science degrees
and the ones who go on to be actual scientists are not the same.

That said, I used to be a scientist and got laid at sevral conferences.
But never in America.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:59, archived)
# ah yes, touché
I have not had sex in america yet.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:03, archived)
# I am a scientist
and am deeply offended by this.

I went to a conference and had sex with someone. We don't keep in contact. Something about warts.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 11:57, archived)