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# I have one unilaterally every wednesday
but the other half of me still has to go.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 15:48, archived)
# welcome back!
we thought we'd lost you
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 15:52, archived)
# So it'd appear. Naughty people appear to have been telling fibs.
I took a break. The level of snapping knicker elastic was just too much to bear. Everyone seems a bit more grown up today. *touches wood*

No, wood. Actual wood.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 15:54, archived)
# snapping knicker elastic?
you cleared out your profile- that was a bad omen
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 15:55, archived)
# I move in some reet mysterious ways.
I'm going for a ciggie now.

(snapping knicker elastic: when fully grown men forget that they're not little girls and try to dress like them. Basically everyone got a bit too flouncy and twattish)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 15:56, archived)
# I must have missed that
although I had my own hissy fit with someone on here
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 15:58, archived)
# Wifeshopper?
Serves him right.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 15:59, archived)
# him indeed- he's apologised and promised not to do it again (again)
he's on probation
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:00, archived)
# You're a nicer man than I.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:02, archived)
# and you're a nicer woman than I
*takes off basque*
I was in your part of the world at the weekend- we're looking to move back down south one day- we looked round Sarratt but there's fuck-all for sale. What's your manor like- any recommendations?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:05, archived)
# Aylesbury?
HILARIOUS chavs. Yuppie types. Old folks. It's your normal southern county town.

Shite all to do unless you like drinking, praying or Roald Dahl. Or bowling in Satan's waiting room.

I'd say don't move here, but if you like the area to a surrounding village like Stone or Haddenham.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:09, archived)
# that's what I want- village life but within an hour of Stanmore
somewhere like Saratt, but way cheaper
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:10, archived)
# I have no idea where they are.
It's not cheap round here, I'm afraid. London commuters (ugh) and buy to frigging letters.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:12, archived)
# shit - that's me
dunno- the missus wants to be within an hour of london- I want to be in Cornwall.
Let's elope
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:15, archived)
# You're hardly a yuppie though
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:25, archived)