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# I LITERALLY HAVE THE DAY OFF WORK TODAY
(I helped save b3ta! yes yes yes man oi mate, someone's writtten 'bum' on your neck, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 15:46, archived)
# When do you have one unliterally?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 15:47, archived)
# Figurative days off are a pain in the arse.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 15:48, archived)
# Not if you have figs,
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 15:48, archived)
# not
often
(I helped save b3ta! yes yes yes man oi mate, someone's writtten 'bum' on your neck, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 15:48, archived)
# Well I've had the last three off. Before that the last time I had more than one day in a row off was June and before that 2006:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 15:49, archived)
# :)
I had a whole week off last month and went to see my girlfriend in bristol. we went to the zoo and she had a crisp sandwich. it was awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! yes yes yes man oi mate, someone's writtten 'bum' on your neck, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 15:51, archived)
# And I hope she was too:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 15:52, archived)
# I have one unilaterally every wednesday
but the other half of me still has to go.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 15:48, archived)
# welcome back!
we thought we'd lost you
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 15:52, archived)
# So it'd appear. Naughty people appear to have been telling fibs.
I took a break. The level of snapping knicker elastic was just too much to bear. Everyone seems a bit more grown up today. *touches wood*

No, wood. Actual wood.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 15:54, archived)
# snapping knicker elastic?
you cleared out your profile- that was a bad omen
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 15:55, archived)
# I move in some reet mysterious ways.
I'm going for a ciggie now.

(snapping knicker elastic: when fully grown men forget that they're not little girls and try to dress like them. Basically everyone got a bit too flouncy and twattish)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 15:56, archived)
# I must have missed that
although I had my own hissy fit with someone on here
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 15:58, archived)
# Wifeshopper?
Serves him right.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 15:59, archived)
# him indeed- he's apologised and promised not to do it again (again)
he's on probation
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:00, archived)
# You're a nicer man than I.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:02, archived)
# and you're a nicer woman than I
*takes off basque*
I was in your part of the world at the weekend- we're looking to move back down south one day- we looked round Sarratt but there's fuck-all for sale. What's your manor like- any recommendations?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:05, archived)
# Aylesbury?
HILARIOUS chavs. Yuppie types. Old folks. It's your normal southern county town.

Shite all to do unless you like drinking, praying or Roald Dahl. Or bowling in Satan's waiting room.

I'd say don't move here, but if you like the area to a surrounding village like Stone or Haddenham.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:09, archived)
# that's what I want- village life but within an hour of Stanmore
somewhere like Saratt, but way cheaper
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:10, archived)
# I have no idea where they are.
It's not cheap round here, I'm afraid. London commuters (ugh) and buy to frigging letters.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:12, archived)
# shit - that's me
dunno- the missus wants to be within an hour of london- I want to be in Cornwall.
Let's elope
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:15, archived)
# You're hardly a yuppie though
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:25, archived)
# I literally finish work in ten minuites
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 15:48, archived)
# not metaphorically?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 15:52, archived)
# I literally don't have any work to go to
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 15:49, archived)
# aaah... booo
what happened fella?

And where you bin anyway?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 15:50, archived)
# haha I am a free man now
doing freelancing an that

I bin away to the Scotland for family stress and cake
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 15:51, archived)
# better than cake stress and family
freelance, eh

*jealouses*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 15:52, archived)
# yer, it's great
credit crunch my arse
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 15:53, archived)
# mmmm
i love my Korg DS10
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 15:49, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 15:52, archived)
# everything's better with a korg
yup yup
(I helped save b3ta! yes yes yes man oi mate, someone's writtten 'bum' on your neck, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 15:55, archived)
# I own one of those korgs but never get to use it..
tis quite a nice synth..
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 16:01, archived)