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# *openly masturbates*
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 16:55, archived)
# Terrible mental image.
Cockfronds. Eep. *scrubs brain*

Please b3ta boys, don't chop your willies in half.

;-) yes I know, I'm only joshing
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 16:56, archived)
# oh for fuck's sake
*shakes head*

I'm sad that I thought you'd chose to understand it in the cockfronding sense.

I suddenly need to pee.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 16:59, archived)
# If I'm honest, it was the second thing I thought of.
*waggles hands* you doooon't neeeeed to peeeeee
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 17:00, archived)
# I do.
Your internet hypnotism has failed this time.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 17:05, archived)
# It's because I've got my glasses on.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 17:05, archived)
# well, at least you're open about it
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 16:57, archived)
# It only endangered my job a little bit.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 17:02, archived)
# you need a new job
one where visual self-fondling is encouraged.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 17:07, archived)