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possibly the best black adder episode

EVER

EDIT: - oops, just seen the henry below...do i keep this thread here or move it down there?

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Sir T. Skellington, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 16:43, archived)

agreed

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 16:43, archived)

Agreed

and Woo, sir - Woo, I say!

Edit: What horror have I brought into this world, with the picture of this poor man?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 16:44, archived)

what do you mean "horror"?

this is one of the best wandbagons yet!

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Sir T. Skellington, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 16:54, archived)

I have to concur

For some reason it's not an annoying bandwagon. It's harmless enough and seemingly endlessly adaptable!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 16:56, archived)

you are most kind...

*is a little bit proud*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 16:57, archived)

Well some of them grate after the first four showings

Henry just pops up now and again, and they're generally pretty well done :)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 17:00, archived)

I read you...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 17:01, archived)

*blushes*

Thank you.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 16:57, archived)

have you ever seen

a "bindun?" tag on one?

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Sir T. Skellington, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 16:59, archived)

Best wandbagon ever!

be proud!

EDIT: We need to compile all the images and host them somewhere...

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 16:58, archived)

I did, as a matter of fact.

I must get round to putting them up.

/not enough hours in the day blog

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 17:00, archived)

*giggles*

Nice :)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 16:44, archived)

Aww

I bet he had a cunning plan

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 16:44, archived)

even more cunning

than a fox who's just been appointed professor of cunning at oxford university?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 16:47, archived)

"wibble"

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Sir T. Skellington, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 16:59, archived)

where do you live?

london. a small village on mars, just outside the capital city, wibble.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 17:03, archived)

Not agreed.

But nice image.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 16:44, archived)

*argues*

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 16:45, archived)

it makes me cry.

It's not the best episode if it makes me cry.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 16:45, archived)

Awwww, pickle....

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 16:46, archived)

Well it does, it's horrid.

Beautifully so, but still.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 16:46, archived)

any excuse for a *hug*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 16:58, archived)

Eeeeeee :D

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 16:58, archived)

oh, well there is a certain sad poignancy, I'll give you that

It's tragic that they didn't have to go over the top...

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 16:46, archived)

^What she said

I couldn't say what the best episode is though. My favourites are probably the ones with Miranda Richardson in.

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 16:47, archived)

and bernard

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 16:48, archived)

I love Bernard

Especially with her beard

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 16:49, archived)

she may be a sad old woman with an udder fixation

but i love her.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 16:50, archived)

Patsy Byrne's a total sweetie

I rather suspect she wasn't actually acting AT ALL...

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 16:52, archived)

she is a sweetie

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 16:53, archived)

Hell yes.

Anything with Nursie gets my vote.

Having said that, I can squeak like Queenie, and obviously because of the hair that's given me a bit of a nickname at work.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 16:49, archived)

you can do the queenie squeak?

lucky you! my voice is about the same level as melchett's

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 16:52, archived)

Same annoyed nose wrinkle too, apparently.

I'm about as terrifying as a scone.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 16:52, archived)

*melts*

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 16:54, archived)

*pours into bucket*

*puts in fridge*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 16:55, archived)

Put him in the freezer = freebsicles

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 16:56, archived)

Awwww

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 16:58, archived)

hahaha!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 16:54, archived)

*openly masturbates*

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 16:55, archived)

Terrible mental image.

Cockfronds. Eep. *scrubs brain*

Please b3ta boys, don't chop your willies in half.

;-) yes I know, I'm only joshing

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 16:56, archived)

oh for fuck's sake

*shakes head*

I'm sad that I thought you'd chose to understand it in the cockfronding sense.

I suddenly need to pee.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 16:59, archived)

If I'm honest, it was the second thing I thought of.

*waggles hands* you doooon't neeeeed to peeeeee

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 17:00, archived)

I do.

Your internet hypnotism has failed this time.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 17:05, archived)

It's because I've got my glasses on.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 17:05, archived)

well, at least you're open about it

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 16:57, archived)

It only endangered my job a little bit.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 17:02, archived)

you need a new job

one where visual self-fondling is encouraged.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 17:07, archived)

You two are a very sexy pairing

dya know that?

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Joliet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 16:53, archived)

People go on about women on the internet either not existing or being crap

all b3ta women (well, most) prove that theory very wrong.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 16:54, archived)

we don't just know it

we love it ;)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 16:55, archived)

I can do Queenie speak too

But impersonating Bernard's more fun:

"You're so clever today, you ought to be careful your foot doesn't fall off"

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 16:53, archived)

*claps happily* She's the best thing.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 16:54, archived)

mouthies open nursie should be shut

but it's true, sweet one. i had 3 sisters named donald, eric and basil

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 16:56, archived)

best episode?

Sir Flashheart in the elizabethan era. Flashheart and Bob. Awesome.

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 16:56, archived)

Bells.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 16:57, archived)

also the baby eating bishop of bath and wells

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 17:01, archived)

BEND OVER, BLACKADDER.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 17:02, archived)

I WILL DO ANYTHING

TO ANYTHING

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 17:05, archived)

You're preaching to the converted chap,

I've seen those polaroids.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 17:08, archived)

nursie!

i like it firm and fruity!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 16:58, archived)

BRIDESMAID! LIKE THE BEARD!

GIVES ME SOMETHING TO HANG ON TO!

MELCHETT! STILL WORSHIPPING GOD? LAST I HEARD HE STARTED WORSHIPPING ME! AHA HA HA HA!

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 17:03, archived)

*LOLs like a big fool*

superb...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 17:06, archived)

best line in all comedy ever

I love flashheart :)

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 17:12, archived)

ahh - Queeny

My little girl has a DVD of Hallmark's Alice in Wonderland. Richardson plays Queen of Hearts... need I say more?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 16:49, archived)

Well, Queeny, Amy Hardwood and Nurse Brown

All good eps.

And yes, you need, you need

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 16:50, archived)

every time I watch the series through again

I fall in love with Miranda anew. She's so fucking sexy, it makes me hurt.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 16:49, archived)

this

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 16:51, archived)

I like her better as Queen Mab

in Channel 4's Merlin - yum!

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unstableOvine has not aged well, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 16:51, archived)

The step mother in Sleepy Hollow ftw

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 16:52, archived)

Oh hell...

...just everything ever then!

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unstableOvine has not aged well, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 16:53, archived)

^this

Let's cry together.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 16:48, archived)

It always helps to cry with a friend.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 16:49, archived)

It depends...

I only cried the last time because you used the studded-paddle when I asked you to use the smooth one.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 16:50, archived)

Well if you won't man up and beat ME the hell up instead

then I'll use whatever I please. Bitch.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 16:51, archived)

*fears*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 16:52, archived)

*doesn't*

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 16:58, archived)

*weakly punches in the arm*

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 16:53, archived)

It makes me feel sad, but it is very moving and well done

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 16:53, archived)

It most certainly is

but I still love chains more. Inconwenience.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 16:55, archived)

I love them all

Got the book of all the scripts as well, we could do a b3ta Blackadder

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 16:58, archived)

Catfight over the part of nursie

and over the parts of Edmund when he's got his beard on.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 16:59, archived)

I have a beard and do a good "Bob" as well

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 17:01, archived)

Bagsy Queeny then please

or Bob

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 17:01, archived)

See, exactly

I'd like to be queenie, what with the ginger and the voice and all. Already we've hit a wall.

This is a Bad Idea.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 17:03, archived)

noon cap'in

what be yours?

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Sir T. Skellington, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 16:45, archived)

Chains.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 16:46, archived)

Not..... Flossy?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 16:47, archived)

meh-eh-eh-eh-eh

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 16:48, archived)

Best. Sheep. Impression. In. Writing. EVER.

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 16:48, archived)

*bows*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 16:50, archived)

lord melchett, lord melchett

intelligent and deep,
lord melchett, lord melchett,
a shame about the sheep

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 16:49, archived)

i like the one where baldric trys to get into parliament

i like them all actually

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Sir T. Skellington, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 16:50, archived)

yes... I have come to this conclusion as well.

I find it pointless to talk of favourites. They all make me laugh a lot.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 16:55, archived)

Agreed

I like the Doctor Johnson episode from series 3

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 16:47, archived)

Sausage? SAUSAGE?!!!!!!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 16:48, archived)

C. Wibbly wobbly blue thing

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 16:48, archived)

"Yes, the papery thing tied up with string, Baldrick

and assuming you wish to see another dawn...."

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 16:49, archived)

*giggling like a loon*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 16:51, archived)

hahaa!

yes, that one is great too.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 16:51, archived)

one

of the best.

woo.

(parlicoot is warm, cuddly and drinking a nice cup of tea, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 16:46, archived)

my french mate has just bought the boxset :D

tis awesome

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northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Fri 21 Nov 2008, 16:46, archived)

no possibly about it, mate

it IS the best.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 16:46, archived)

aww

It was too sad. :(

My favourite is either the one with the rich relatives and the cock-shaped turnip, or the one with Hugh Laurie as the Meister of Diguise... I can't remember their proper names.

"I'm hardly going to be fooled by someone saying "Excuse me, meester" then bopping me on the head. Goodbye, your highness."

(outside)

"Excuse me, meister"

"Yes, what is it?"
*gets bopped on head*

Wonderful.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 16:47, archived)

*giggles*

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 16:50, archived)

The second one is chains. It's my favourite.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 16:52, archived)

lord and lady whiteadder

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 16:53, archived)

As you've just heard, Great Boo's Up!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 16:55, archived)

luck! geddit?

nooo...

oh, come on, luck! sounds almost exactly like fu..

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 17:01, archived)

Miriam Margolyes is also a lully

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 17:03, archived)

No, no...

...keep it here sir, for it is smashing :D

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Ninj, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 16:50, archived)

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Sir T. Skellington, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 16:54, archived)