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# Heggles are making a comeback though.
Although I'd have to be arsed to make that but I can go out for a fry up. Saying that I'd have to walk a while to get to a decent one. If I go to the place across the road I have to tell the waitress to tell the chef that I don't want ends with solid yolks (he can fuck up friend, scrambled and poached) and that I want fresh bacon not stuff he cooked earlier and shoved in the microwave.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:12, archived)
# Just fry it all up in the same pan
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:14, archived)
# I'm ill
If I go in public at least I have the chance of infecting some one
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:16, archived)
# GIVE THEM FACIAL AIDS
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:37, archived)
# Maybe an arse sore throat.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:38, archived)
#
"The Germans have more than fifty ways of preparing pork, several of which are probably illegal in the US, but they canot make bacon"

Goes for Switzerland, too.
German sausages are awesome, but the Swiss ones are awful. It also costs a minimum of £1.20 per sausage for even the saltiest, fattiest, most sawdust-laden economy sausages.

sniff.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:15, archived)
# I lived for quite a while if Switzerland
I know I had some lovely sausaged there!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:18, archived)
# Where?
WHERE?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:20, archived)
# I had the nice sausages or where I was?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:20, archived)
# First sausages.
Then your story.

;)
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:23, archived)
# Had some lovely horse ones in Neuchatel.
I used to work in Switzerland, I lived in Neuchatel, Basil, Pratalan and Burne.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:24, archived)
# I'm in Bern.
It's pretty enough. I like Neuchatel a bit more, though. Thins are a lot more relaxed on the Romande side of the country.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:27, archived)
# I lived for about four months in Hotel Beau Lac in Neuchatel.
For free too:D I loved 'The Naughty Chateax' as we called it. THere two women to every guy:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:29, archived)
# Eeeees niiiiiice.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:31, archived)
# You knows it!
le Romande for the muthafunking win!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:30, archived)
# I do feel a bit happier going over the Rostigraben.
Not just because I can manage French a bit better than German.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:33, archived)
# Germans are rubbish, as everyone knows!
French Swiss people are lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:38, archived)
# This fact amazed me in Lausanne!
Why the hell is meat so damn expensive?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:19, archived)
# Coz the have to eat only the finest Nazi gold before they are taken to the slaughter:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:21, archived)
# Government subsidies.
Imports are massively taxed to be more expensive than Swiss produce. The Swiss farmers know this, so can charge what they like and the standards are low, but they will always get the money they want. Also, the large nationalistic streak of the local populace means they will buy Swiss over better imports.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:22, archived)
# That's a bit of a generalisation
I'm sure that there's are morally proud farmers in there. They'er probably the ones that yodel.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:23, archived)
# Nope.
Monopoly is not just a board game here...
And even if a farmer did sell his stuf cheaply, then the supermarkets would mark it up. We have effectively only two supermarkets here and what few other stores there are are usually owned by one of those two. Same wit the electronics stores, clothing shops, almost everything.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:26, archived)
# My spelling's gone to pot this morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:28, archived)
# I meant farmers that produced quality meat.
There's always a market.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:30, archived)
# Ah yes.
This is true. If you don't mind really paying out. I've had steak once since we got here and that was at a friend's house.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:32, archived)
# Ah I see.
I bought some mince one night to cook, and it was about 10francs for a quarter of a kilo of beef! And that in a country that is supposedly famous for its cows :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:24, archived)
# In Neuchatel the have a cow festival.
They dress their cows up and parade them through the streets:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:41, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Such lunacy :D When I was there, I went to a Brass Band festival in Montreux. It was absolutely amazing!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:42, archived)
# YOu know what I miss.
You remember about 6-7 years ago they did an international cow festival and they took a 100 idenital lifesized cow models, had the lot painted on by artists and displayed in prominant public places round the world?
It was fantastic. Wandering round town and seeing bizaare looking bovines in the must unusual places then you'd come back in a month's time and there'd be a different one near where the previous one had been.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:55, archived)
# Yes, I remember that!
It was fucking win!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 11:51, archived)