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# pffffft
are you old enough to say things like that?
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:21, archived)
# Hahahahah
No, probably not.

But in my defense, mofaha said it first. x]
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:21, archived)
# NAUGHTY MOFAHA. HE'S OLD ENOUGH TO KNOW BETTER.
Tsk tsk.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:23, archived)
# Not really.
His mental age is about 5. Maybe 7 on a good day.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:26, archived)
# Does he smoke a pipe and point at things?
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:28, archived)
# What sort of pipe?
And what sort of things?
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:29, archived)
# Gutter pipe.
Pestilence.

Am I close?
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:30, archived)
# I don't know.
What's a gutter pipe?
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:32, archived)
# A pipe. Used in guttering.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:34, archived)
# Guttering?
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:35, archived)
# Oh lord.
Do you Mercans call it something else?

Errr. Precipitate roof based drainage channels?
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:37, archived)
# So like...gutters.
I thought maybe it was slang for something. But you mean...gutters. Okay.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:39, archived)
# haha
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:40, archived)
# :]
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:48, archived)
# He's old enough for us all to know better!:P
I heard the National Trust were after him.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:29, archived)
# oh well, that makes it alright then
*phones sex police*
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:24, archived)
# Hahahahah
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:26, archived)
# Yes
She shouldn't know about recipes at her age!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:22, archived)
# stuff that, she's female, by rights she should be born in the kitchen
and then have no need to leave it except for toilets
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:23, archived)
# I find that utterly archaic and outdated!
How would she be able to get the foodstuffs to cook of she never left the kitchen!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:26, archived)
# Pfft
yeah, right.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:29, archived)
# Be a dear, make me a tasty sandwich please. Don't get any of your smell on it. Thanks.
:)
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:31, archived)
# Fuck off!
I do not smell.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:32, archived)
# *holds out hand*
One sandwich, please.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:33, archived)
# I'll put meat on it!
*glares*
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:34, archived)
# :( stop trolling me
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:35, archived)
# You started it, and tried to force me to make you a sammich.
We don't even have any bread.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:37, archived)
# No bread? I'll have a Lasagne then, honey.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:37, archived)
# Like, for srsly.
We've got fuck all in the house. :[
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:39, archived)
# I guess I'LL have to make something then. You're a crap maid.
Got much planned for today?
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:42, archived)
# I'm not a maid!
Nah. Going to my friend's sleepover later on, though. What about you?
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:47, archived)
# Sorting out my CDs and LPs. Later is pub o' clock.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:57, archived)
# Fun fun fun.
:]
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 17:02, archived)
# Aaaw you'll make someone a lovely little wife someday!
You may bury them under the patio but he may get a good few minutes of marital bliss!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:33, archived)
# Thanks!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:42, archived)
# I'm sorry
You'll make someone a lovely little wife someday too!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:43, archived)
# Giiiiggle!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 16:57, archived)