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# drink loads. it helps.
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 0:24, archived)
# yeh,
except i don't have loads to drink
had planned on going for an after work drink with a mate, but she wasn't working, kinda defeated the object.

still the only hetero in the village?
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 0:27, archived)
# pretty much.
found another..but he's not interested..o i just bully him now and tell him i love him because it makes him flinch.
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 0:34, archived)
# aww,
just drug him and then tie him to the bed posts

i was promised that was gonna happen to me last weekend but it never did, i should get my money back
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 0:36, archived)
# he has no bed..he's sleeping on his couch
and my attempts to lure him home haven't worked..he's scared of my mum who keeps asking him out.

and i'd get my money back if i was you.
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 0:37, archived)
# i meant your bed
not his.

although your mother coming onto him probably will scare him off/turn him gay.
just promise him she won't be in
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 0:41, archived)