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# Well if the EVO is for Pimping
Have some of this!


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(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 0:11, archived)
# dave?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 0:12, archived)
# There are no Daves on b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 24 Nov 2008, 0:12, archived)
# I'm Dave
and so is my dog
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 0:13, archived)
# hello love
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 0:13, archived)
# hello chicken
how goes it?
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 0:16, archived)
# good, i'm sloshed and listening to a-ha - the living daylights..FUCKING ACE.
how are you duckie?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 0:17, archived)
# bored shitless
and lamenting my lack of social life.
think i might watch some sort of filmic entertainment, but will have to get off my arse to get the dvd
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 0:21, archived)
# drink loads. it helps.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 0:24, archived)
# yeh,
except i don't have loads to drink
had planned on going for an after work drink with a mate, but she wasn't working, kinda defeated the object.

still the only hetero in the village?
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 0:27, archived)
# pretty much.
found another..but he's not interested..o i just bully him now and tell him i love him because it makes him flinch.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 0:34, archived)
# aww,
just drug him and then tie him to the bed posts

i was promised that was gonna happen to me last weekend but it never did, i should get my money back
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 0:36, archived)
# he has no bed..he's sleeping on his couch
and my attempts to lure him home haven't worked..he's scared of my mum who keeps asking him out.

and i'd get my money back if i was you.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 0:37, archived)
# i meant your bed
not his.

although your mother coming onto him probably will scare him off/turn him gay.
just promise him she won't be in
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 0:41, archived)
# i'm a dave.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 0:13, archived)
# and so' my wife!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 0:31, archived)
# hello dave
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 0:37, archived)
# Hmmm I think I must be losing it
I thought I saw this a couple of hours ago.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 0:12, archived)
# it's bloody confusing me.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 0:13, archived)
# The problem I have with car chops
is I don't know what the originals look like, so they just look like cars to me.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 0:17, archived)
# haha exactly!
i spend bloody ages trying to spot something comical in the background thinking that'll be the whole idea of it..but no..bloody cars.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 0:18, archived)
# there's a man in the background wearing a large pair of comedy breasts.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 24 Nov 2008, 0:21, archived)
# Not large enough, evidently.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 0:22, archived)
# This is it
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 0:20, archived)
# Meh...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 0:15, archived)
# this gives me the facking horn
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 0:16, archived)
# Great leg action
but I reckon you want to get some moob wobble going on there
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 0:18, archived)
# MOOBLE
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 0:25, archived)
# hahaha love this
and his bobble
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 0:21, archived)
# oooh, that makes me all kinds of randy
---c'mere babe!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 0:22, archived)
# Ooh yeah
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 0:29, archived)
# any excuse for a repost

goodnight b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 0:16, archived)
# i saw it the first time
by the way, your liver isn't doing as well as i hoped it might when i pinched it
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 0:17, archived)
# my eyes have gone red after i got out the shower
...wassup with that?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 0:19, archived)
# Onion shower:
Not as refreshing as you'd hoped.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 0:22, archived)
# mmmm onions
i love onions, but not in a sexual way
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 0:30, archived)
# stop rubbing shampoo in them
or you're allergic to water
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 0:22, archived)
# i didn't use shampoo
just lovely refreshing hot water
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 0:30, archived)
# Oh is this the one from earlier?
...but now the hood is on the roof?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 0:21, archived)
# yes it has pointless vents
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 0:31, archived)
# dave?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 24 Nov 2008, 0:17, archived)
# I loike yer mini
 
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 0:18, archived)
# oh ta, your's is better shopped, when i did i I found out how facking tedious they were.
no one else has said they like my mini...*sniff*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 24 Nov 2008, 0:20, archived)
# Why are those 'shrunken car shops' so popular BTW?
They are so simple to do, here:

made from: www.techcrunch.com/wp-content/carsdirect565.jpg in about 1 minute...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 0:26, archived)
# Arghh mine took me about a bleeding hour in photoshop!!!
Stoopid technologicalazizationings
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 0:32, archived)
# Ooops, sorry,
You just shoulda chosen an easier to shop angle, sideways on is a piece of poop to do.


They do look cooler with the big wheels tho...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 0:36, archived)
# yeah but that's just cutting out a one inch wide strip then sticking it back together
could do it with scisors and a magazine in the same time
here's sauce for mine:
upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f6/Morris_Mini-Minor_1967.jpg
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 24 Nov 2008, 0:46, archived)
# Yeh but my point is the way simple to do ones like my example seem to pop up everywhere online at the mo,
and cause a stir, makes you wonder why anyone bothers to take any time doin summat more interesting.

fashioncarsonline.blogspot.com/2008/09/mini-cars.html
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 0:53, archived)