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# Contraceptive pills are shit.
They make me fatter and mad. Proper bare-arsed ladycrazy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 10:25, archived)
# the male pill you put in your shoe!
it makes you limp

i'll get me coat! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 10:26, archived)
# *hand---->forehead*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 10:27, archived)
# ladycrazy- no. Bare-arsed? oh yes.
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 10:30, archived)
# These trousers are far too tight for a traditional knicker.
Well, at the top. They're like loons at the bottom.

I BOUGHT PROPER PLATFORM BOOTS ON SATURDAY. Vintage blue ones with gold stars. They're a size 9 though (drat) so I'm going to use them as book ends.

I also bought what I believe to be a first edition of Tennyson's Idylls of the King for £1.50. I'm good at charity shops.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 10:32, archived)
# that's a pretty good buy
tell me more of your bottom
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 10:32, archived)
# I love everyone from the bottom of it
and have used it to warm the hands of myself and a minor celebrity.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 10:34, archived)
# Gordon Ramsay?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 10:34, archived)
# I wish
that boy'd not get away alive. I like 'em feisty :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 10:35, archived)
# queen that chef!
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 10:37, archived)
# how are they for bumflossers?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 24 Nov 2008, 10:33, archived)
# First edition?! Major find!!!
Why do your trousers ends look like aquatic birds?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 10:34, archived)
# YES THEY DO.
Of course they do. That's the more logical of the two definitions, given the subject matter :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 10:34, archived)
# I can just imagine you quacking down the road.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 10:36, archived)
# i wonder if it has pimples on it.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 24 Nov 2008, 10:32, archived)
# I'm constantly suprised at how you manage to stay out of girls' pants with a smooth tongue like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 10:33, archived)
# it probably has more to do with the fact that I can go to a party for three or four hours
and say a grand total of about 10 words to women I already knew.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 24 Nov 2008, 10:36, archived)
# Oh, I just get the special cunt treatment then?
I'm honoured.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 10:37, archived)
# in that you get more words, yes.
otherwise, not really. I couldn't give an arse about tact when talking to someone I don't know. If the person doesn't like it they're going to get upset with me sooner or later, if they don't mind, they'll probably get along fairly well with me.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 24 Nov 2008, 10:41, archived)
# And as you walk so weirdly no one will shag you and you don't have to worry about babies.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 10:32, archived)
# you don't need a pill in your shoe for that.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 24 Nov 2008, 10:34, archived)
# Yes, unlike you, I have had sex before.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 10:36, archived)
# too kind.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 24 Nov 2008, 10:42, archived)
# Don't mention it.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 10:47, archived)