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# Hello you 2 :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:39, archived)
# Hello!
*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:40, archived)
# *huggles in new jeans*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:41, archived)
# Sexeh.......
Very nice, too!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:42, archived)
# :D
tra!!!! *waves*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:46, archived)
# *snuggles up* it's YOU!
You lovely thing, you. Look at you there, all you-ish. Marvellous. Give us a twirl.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:40, archived)
# *giggles*
*twirls in new jeans*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:41, archived)
# I demand you come here so I can do the botty test.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:42, archived)
# Right, you two hooligans -
I'm outta here - G'night!

*hugs & waves*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:45, archived)
# Night love! *hug*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:47, archived)
# Micha said they pass the botty test with flying colours
His actual (translated) words were "they make your arse look volumnous"

Which I guess means "yes your bum does look big in this"

But he likes it :P
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:45, archived)
# Men with proper arses. This is a good thing.
My ex didn't have one. He had 'extremely upper thighs' that merged seamlessly into the base of his back.

*pats bottom*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:48, archived)
# yay for proper bums :D
yeh, I knew a bloke who had a phantom arse like that. He thought he had a fantastic arse, when in fact, he had none whatsoever.

(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:49, archived)
# ....his name wasn't Nick, was it?
actually, gotta go. BIG love to the Dixypoos, for he is lovely bunchkin- also loves to the absent JPG and to the very present Ttssattsr (oh damn, that looks wrong)

Tra! xxx
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:52, archived)
# It wasn't, no.
T'was Jon.

Just to go onto further important details, when naked, one could see his starfish without him even bending over. No arse cheeks, you see.

Wasn't pleasant.

edit: Tra! x
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:55, archived)
# Tata, wowowowowow. Kissy huggy smoochy smooch.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 17:55, archived)