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# But...but...
it's not you.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 23:37, archived)
# Christ, woman!
Don't anger it!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 24 Nov 2008, 23:38, archived)
# IF YOU HAD A CRAB MADE OF SELLOTAPE WHAT TRICK WOULD YOU TEACH IT FIRST?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 23:39, archived)
# Card shuffling.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 24 Nov 2008, 23:41, archived)
# It wouldn't get mad
It loves me. :3
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 23:42, archived)
# YOU BETTER NOT BE TALKING ABOUT ME. I WILL STOMP ALL OVER YOUR PILLOW.
STOMP STOMP STOMP.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 23:43, archived)
# but i'm sick....
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 23:44, archived)
# Tough luck, smelly.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 23:45, archived)
# I'm not smelly!
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 23:46, archived)
# You're smelly until I get my cat on a skateboard.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 23:53, archived)
# Oh :(
HOW ARE YOU? TELL ME ABOUT YOUR DAY.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 23:38, archived)
# I AM A BIT SICK
I STAYED HOME TODAY. I MIGHT HAVE MUM HELP ME MAKE A NEW WALLET TONIGHT.
HOW WAS YOUR DAY?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 23:39, archived)
# VERY OKAY. I PLAYED SOME SNOOKER AND WENT TO THE PUB.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 23:40, archived)
# THAT'S PRETTY OKAY DUDE
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 23:43, archived)
# ANYONE EVER READ MORT BY TERRY PRATCHET?
DEATH TALKS LIKE THIS IN THAT BOOK.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 24 Nov 2008, 23:44, archived)
# I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT BOOK IS
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 23:49, archived)
# I HOPE YOU FEEL BETTER SOON.
GO TO BED AND SLEEP ALL DAY.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 23:41, archived)
# AW THANK YOU
I SLEPT LATE AND DRANK NICE THINGS AND WENT TO THE BOOKSTORE TO MAKE MY 'THINGS I WANT FOR THE HOLS' LIST.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 23:43, archived)
# *sellotapes you into bed*
NIGHT NIGHT, KILLYKITTER.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 23:46, archived)
# I'm not sure if the sellotape will keep me warm
or suffocate me... *contemplates*
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 23:47, archived)
# It's real cosy sellotape. Promise.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 23:53, archived)