


so many people having birthdays in late November/early december, and i can't think of a single phrase to ruin their special nights for them
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Tue 25 Nov 2008, 2:31,
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"Happy youaregettingold day"
"congrats on being nearer to death"
"Happy being smacked on the arse by a complete stranger while screaming Day"
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Tue 25 Nov 2008, 2:46,
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"congrats on being nearer to death"
"Happy being smacked on the arse by a complete stranger while screaming Day"

i bet i can guess what your parents were doing on valentines day [...] years ago
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Tue 25 Nov 2008, 2:48,
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Nobody can really argue about it, 'cos it's true.
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Tue 25 Nov 2008, 3:34,
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i'll just guess y'must be time-served
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Tue 25 Nov 2008, 2:45,
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I've lived in two millenium . . . two centuries . . . seven decades and nine years . . .
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Tue 25 Nov 2008, 2:48,
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