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# No raising and lowering of ground encountered yet.
- suppose it might be that I've not got a big enough gun.

I strongly recommend the game, whatever platform. I've been told that it doesn't run quite so smoothly on PS3, but that could just be rubbish.
(, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:54, archived)
# Can't be the same game, then.
That's a shame, I was thinking' fucking hell, a penis game with an interesting feature' but alas. Whatever game I WAS playing the demo of, I recommend it.
(, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:56, archived)
# penis game meaning first-person-shooter?
where the gun is the cock?

if so, hmm.
(, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:58, archived)
# Nooo, watching blokes play those sorts of games
their penises get closer and closer to the telly. Hence 'penis game'.
(, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:59, archived)
# how odd
I've never noticed my button mushroom getting closer to the telly when playing.

Ah well. Perhaps I'm not playing naked enough.
(, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:03, archived)
# bums shuffling forward on the sofa, I think
rather than cock magnetism.
(, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:04, archived)
# I'm an oddity there
the more into the game I get, the more I relax back into the loving arms of the sofa.

Dave does, admittedly, end up with barely 1mm of sofa supporting him as he tilts madly toward the TV.
(, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:07, archived)
# i think
that you're describing what the cap'n is referring to

legs sliding forwards off the sofa as you relax more and more into a suppine position
(, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:09, archived)