and trying it on with the ofice hottie...
even though you're old enough to be her Grandad and ugly enough to be sitting on a church roof somewhere
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Fri 28 Nov 2008, 13:03,
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if she's pissed enough, she'll let you.
you just have to discover the right level.
of course, if you're really ugly, drunk enough is perilously close to comatose.
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Fri 28 Nov 2008, 13:07,
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of course, if you're really ugly, drunk enough is perilously close to comatose.