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# As is the end of my dong.
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:11, archived)
# .......I didn't know how to tell you......
But that's your knee..... you have a displaced kneecap.
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:14, archived)
# You thought he had two legs didn't you?:P
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:16, archived)
# You know - a couple of months ago I sat bolt upright in bed, fast asleep, in the middle of the night.
I started patting the bed all around me, and, on finding the source of my concern, cried fearfully "WHAT'S THAT?!"

Mrs Vagabond looked and calmly said "Vagabond, that's your knee."

"Oh right." I said, satisfied, and went back to sleep.
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:21, archived)
# due to the fact that you have no legs?
/lucky guess
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:15, archived)
# Really?
Now does he smell?
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:18, archived)
# No, he's always smelled.
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:26, archived)
# well, maybe his legs had jus...
(, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:31, archived)