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# Need a little help
Any chance someone could alter this image for me?

I woudl like it to say 'MATZE' instead of 'MATE' at the top.

The original image is from a caffeinated drink you can buy over here in Germany.

I know this isn't normally a place for begging, but I'm doing this for a gift for a friend and I'd really appreciate the good will.

I can translate stuff in return (French/German/English), just in case that helps...




(captain_najork, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:09, archived)
# How's this
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:10, archived)
# What are we your Photoshop bitches!

* Only joking - Is this any good for you?

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:10, archived)
# .com
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:13, archived)
# You're brave, I'll give you that.
*heads for the bunker*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:10, archived)
# My freelance rates are really quite low
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:10, archived)
# As is the end of my dong.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:11, archived)
# .......I didn't know how to tell you......
But that's your knee..... you have a displaced kneecap.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:14, archived)
# You thought he had two legs didn't you?:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:16, archived)
# You know - a couple of months ago I sat bolt upright in bed, fast asleep, in the middle of the night.
I started patting the bed all around me, and, on finding the source of my concern, cried fearfully "WHAT'S THAT?!"

Mrs Vagabond looked and calmly said "Vagabond, that's your knee."

"Oh right." I said, satisfied, and went back to sleep.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:21, archived)
# due to the fact that you have no legs?
/lucky guess
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:15, archived)
# Really?
Now does he smell?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:18, archived)
# No, he's always smelled.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:26, archived)
# well, maybe his legs had jus...
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:31, archived)
# Hey - it is Christmas, nearly...
You never know....
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:11, archived)
# Der Prick
LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:11, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
PRICKelnde!

EDIT: How's this?

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:11, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:12, archived)
# *giggles*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:13, archived)
# just saw the image when I was looking for sopmething else
thought "I'll keep that for future use" and lo and behold...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:15, archived)
# Try this site.
www.whatareweyourphotoshoppingbitches.com
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:13, archived)
# What a class site!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:17, archived)
# i have broken my silence
to say thanks for that, the entire floor heard it.

propper office lol for that site.
(I helped save b3ta! lemoncurry alright., Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:18, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:20, archived)
# oh, yes!
lovely link, cheers for that...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:23, archived)
# bless
i'd be happy to but that font is far too tricky for me
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:14, archived)
# There you go ya failship.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:14, archived)
# Here:
www.b3tards.com/u/a609ede35986cfd048a1/club-matze.jpg

/helpful

edit: The matching font for the title is called 'African' - it's linked back to the Jurassic Park font
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:14, archived)
# Oh go on.......
Someone has to spoil out little hate clique by being helpfull & adult ;) We hadn't started to work ourselves into a geekish froth yet.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:16, archived)
# Not as good as my effort sir ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:16, archived)
# Nicest chap on the internet
Fact.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:17, archived)
# Get's his prickelnde out for the laydeez.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:17, archived)
# aw...
the season of goodwill is upon us...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:18, archived)
# better late
www.b3tards.com/u/976e0482d5f7b8a53847/538px-club_mate_logo.svg.gif
edges look a bit shit though and archie's already done it
or better on white
www.b3tards.com/u/976e0482d5f7b8a53847/538px-club_mate_logo.gif
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:32, archived)
# another
true gent...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:35, archived)
# things really
happen fast around here.

My most sincere thanks to The Greatest Architect and god save the queen.

I'll let Matze know that some kind souls out there had a hand in his present.

Good day to all :-)
(captain_najork, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 14:09, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:31, archived)
# Here ya go


Click for bigger (164KB)
(JazzCat To woo or not to woo. That is the question., Tue 2 Dec 2008, 14:24, archived)